Archive for the ‘Terrell Owens’ Category

Often Times The Obvious Answer Is The Right Answer

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

Allen Iverson and the Memphis Grizzlies have parted ways after just three games. Anybody surprised by this? You’d think someone with the initials A.I., and referred to as The Answer would have known better. The Grizzlies are a team trying to build a young core, centered around Rudy Gay and O.J. Mayo. But ...

Today’s Twitter Athlete Round-Up

Monday, July 20th, 2009

Like it or not, Twitter is here to stay. I mean, even legitimate journalists have resorted to using the 3rd grade level social networking site as sourced material. So just imagine what us basement-living, Funyon-eating bloggers can do with it! Twitter, while 98 percent annoying, has its uses. I mean, I ...

Angels And Demons Of Sports

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

In case you don't watch every show on DVR or online and can't fast forward through every commercial break, then I'm sure you're more than aware of Friday's upcoming release of "Angels and Demons." The critics are saying: "Better than 'The Da Vinci Code' in every way imaginable!" I would hope ...

Where Will Jay Cutler Be Sulking Next Year?

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Well, my master plan of getting Jay Cutler the hell away from the AFC West because I can't stand seeing his utterly emotionless face on the sidelines is almost complete. Cutler has now demanded a trade after his feelings were hurt when the Broncos brought his name up in trade ...

So Which Team Will T.O. Ruin Next?

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

This is a glorious day, the Cowboys have cut Terrell Owens... ...and now the question is which team is stupid enough to sign him. I vote the Bears, just for my personal entertainment purposes. Thoughts? Let us first ponder the past repercussions of T.O.'s scortched Earth policy when it comes to teams ...

On the Season Finale of ‘Dallas’

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

On the season finale of "Dallas": Last week, the Cowboys were embarrassed at home on national TV as Baltimore ran roughshod over America’s Team. Our Cowboys could still salvage the year with a win against Philadelphia. Beat the Eagles in Philly and ‘dem Cowboys would be in the playoffs and keep ...

T.O. Now Has 27 Million Reasons To Live

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

Yes, that's right, Terrell Owens has a brand spanking new contract with the Dallas Cowboys. He agreed to a three-year, $27 million extension on Monday. And good for him. In fact, it's a good thing this happened, because just the other day I was thinking "You know who should have ...