Archive for the ‘NFL’ Category

Peyton Manning calls out his scoreboard operator

Friday, October 24th, 2014

YOU HAD ONE JOB, MILE HIGH SCOREBOARD OPERATOR. And you did not do it to Peyton Manning's liking. In a rather surreal press conference moment after Denver's 35-21 win over San Diego on Thursday night, Peyton Manning took his team's scoreboard operator -- yes, you read that correctly -- to task for ...

Fantasy football is evil: Or, how I lost to Josh McCown

Tuesday, October 21st, 2014

Our politicians and pundits can bicker all they want about Ebola and immigration and all the other issues perceived to be bringing our nation to its knees. I will choose to focus on the only thing vile enough to actually get the job done: fantasy football, aka the devil's taint. As ...

Jay Gruden: Robert Griffin III will start when healthy

Wednesday, October 15th, 2014

Well, so much for the Kirk Cousins train. On Wednesday, Washington head coach Jay Gruden confirmed that once Robert Griffin III is cleared to return from his ankle injury, he will be the team's starting quarterback. Given the fact that Gruden's team is 1-5 and that Cousins has struggled badly in ...

Buffalo Bills carry Jim Schwartz off field for beating Lions

Monday, October 6th, 2014

Some things are so douchey that they only could have been thought up by Jim Schwartz. The Bills defensive coordinator was carried off the field following Buffalo's 17-14 win at Detroit on Sunday -- an excessive move for a regular-season win over the Lions, but a seemingly understandable moment of spontaneity ...

Bills to start Kyle Orton; Super Bowl berth awaits

Tuesday, September 30th, 2014

The Buffalo Bills announced that they mean business on Monday, naming Kyle Orton their starting quarterback for next week's game against Detroit in place of their first-round pick from last season, EJ Manuel. Some are seeing the turn to the Neckbeard as a panic move, but I see it for what ...

Ryan Tannehill still Miami Dolphins starting quarterback

Wednesday, September 24th, 2014

On Tuesday, the Miami Dolphins all but announced that Ryan Tannehill will be their starter in Week 4. Tannehill took all of the first-team reps in Tuesday's practice, and while theĀ coaching staff has yet to publicly endorse him and back him long-term, it appears he will be the guy this ...

San Diego Chargers: Danny Woodhead officially out for the year

Monday, September 22nd, 2014

The San Diego Chargers' worst fears were confirmed on Monday as running back Danny Woodhead is officially out for the year after suffering a leg injury against the Buffalo Bills on Sunday. Woodhead will have surgery to repair his fractured right fibula and ankle and will be placed in injured ...

Stephen Tulloch Suffers a Very Detroit Lions Injury

Monday, September 22nd, 2014

Only in the twisted universe of Detroit Lionsdom could the most-played highlight from a win over their biggest division rival be... what you are about to witness. Detroit linebacker Stephen Tulloch decided to celebrate a big sack by mimicking Green Bay quarterback Aaron Rodgers' "Discount Double Check" move, which is quite ...