Archive for the ‘NFL’ Category

Marshawn Lynch fined $100,000, still returns fan’s missing wallet

Thursday, November 20th, 2014

Marshawn Lynch made one of history's more unique daily doubles on Wednesday, quite possibly becoming the first person to ever return a stranger's wallet on the same day his own bank account was docked by $100,000. Beast Mode received what could be described as a "fine about nothing" from the NFL ...

Brandon Marshall challenges Lions fan to boxing match

Friday, November 14th, 2014

At least one Chicago Bear still has some fight left in him. And all it took was one idiotic, crap-talking Detroit Lions fan to inspire the effort. (Yes, we're aware that the vast majority of Lions fans could fit under that umbrella). Lions fan Anthony Kalla, feeling a bit chesty as ...

The Chicago Bears suck. Especially on defense.

Monday, November 10th, 2014

How f*cking terrible is the Chicago Bears defense? Historically f*cking terrible. And I'm talking the type of history that's so old it predates the birth of the useless slab of flabby meat formerly known as Lance Briggs, who rode a goddamn brontosaurus to school and now eats a whole one ...

Video: Every INT Jay Cutler has thrown against the Packers

Friday, November 7th, 2014

It's no secret that Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is terrible against the Green Bay Packers. But I didn't know just how terrible until I looked into the stats and saw the video featured at the bottom of this post. In his 10 games against Green Bay, Cutler has a record ...

Andy Dalton had a historically bad Thursday night

Friday, November 7th, 2014

On Thursday night the Cleveland Browns went on the road and absolutely hammered the Cincinnati Bengals 24-3. It was an awful night for the Bengals and their quarterback, Andy Dalton, who turned in one of the worst performances the NFL has seen in decades. How bad was Dalton? He finished the ...

Behold, the Best Sports-Themed Halloween Costume of the Year

Thursday, October 30th, 2014

As you should know by now, most of our friends are pretty damn awesome and creative. Never was that more evident than today, when Natalie, a good friend of the site, unveiled her Halloween costume. The picture above is freaking fantastic as the life-long Wisconsin fan paid homage to local boy ...

Peyton Manning calls out his scoreboard operator

Friday, October 24th, 2014

YOU HAD ONE JOB, MILE HIGH SCOREBOARD OPERATOR. And you did not do it to Peyton Manning's liking. In a rather surreal press conference moment after Denver's 35-21 win over San Diego on Thursday night, Peyton Manning took his team's scoreboard operator -- yes, you read that correctly -- to task for ...

Fantasy football is evil: Or, how I lost to Josh McCown

Tuesday, October 21st, 2014

Our politicians and pundits can bicker all they want about Ebola and immigration and all the other issues perceived to be bringing our nation to its knees. I will choose to focus on the only thing vile enough to actually get the job done: fantasy football, aka the devil's taint. As ...