Archive for the ‘Roger Clemens’ Category

Angels And Demons Of Sports

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

In case you don't watch every show on DVR or online and can't fast forward through every commercial break, then I'm sure you're more than aware of Friday's upcoming release of "Angels and Demons." The critics are saying: "Better than 'The Da Vinci Code' in every way imaginable!" I would hope ...

Screw Roger Clemens’ Feelings

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

Roger Clemens spent last Sunday watching the Yankees' last game at their eponymous stadium from his home in Texas. He still didn't have power because of Hurricane Gustav and watched the game on a battery-powered television with his wife and mother. Then he displayed the understanding and caring we've come ...

Report: Clemens Used Viagra Too

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

Today the New York Daily News is reporting that among the myriad of things Roger Clemens took to "enhance" himself, was everyone's favorite punch-line drug, Viagra. That's right, Roger was taking "Vitamin V" to help with his on-field performance...and no that's not a clever pun. He was actually taking it ...

Roger Clemens Clearly Gets It

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Hey everybody! Roger Clemens may not be retired after all! Yes, in a revelation much like Roger Dorn activating himself in Major League 2, it appears that those close to Clemens feel he may not actually be done with baseball...though clearly, baseball appears to be done with him. Despite mounting ...

Who Gives A F**k?

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

There's a major event happening Wednesday which is crossing the line between sports and actual news. It has big implications for the sport of baseball and society in general going forward. Roger Clemens and his former trainer Brian McNamee are testifying before Congress about Clemens' alleged (by McNamee) steroid and ...

Kiss My Asterisk! (And Other Stories Of The Day)

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

As everyone knows by now, former Dolphins coach Don Shula is up in arms over the possibility of the Patriots matching his '72 team's accomplishment of finishing the season undefeated. After all, they were caught cheating in the first half of the first game of the season, therefore nullifying everything ...