Archive for the ‘Urban Meyer’ Category

Ohio State Hires The Family Guy

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

Ohio State hired well-known Family Guy Peter Griffin Urban Meyer on Monday to coach its football team. Less than a year ago, Meyer stepped down from his post at Florida to spend more time with his family. Apparently, that family is incredibly boring. Or maybe they smell funny. Either way, coaching the ...

Is This Still News?

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010

Hold on to your butts... on Tuesday, a Florida Gators football player was arrested? Yes. Way. Receiver/returner Chris Rainey became the 27th Gator in the Urban Meyer Era to run afoul of John Law when he was booked for third-degree felony stalking after allegedly sending an ex-girlfriend a text saying "Time to ...

Urban Meyer Is Done At Florida

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

Florida football coach Urban Meyer has announced that he's done at the university after the team's bowl game against Cincinnati. Over the last few weeks, he was admitted to the hospital several times because of chest pains and has been found to have a heart muscle defect that isn't life-threatening. ...

Urban Meyer, Disciplinarian

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Urban Meyer is named for a pope, so he was pretty much born to be a rule-maker. Meyer displayed some of his renowned iron-fisted ways this week, suspending linebacker Brandon Spikes for an entire half against Vanderbilt after Spikes tried gouging the eyes of Georgia running back Washuan Ealey in last ...

Angels And Demons Of Sports

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

In case you don't watch every show on DVR or online and can't fast forward through every commercial break, then I'm sure you're more than aware of Friday's upcoming release of "Angels and Demons." The critics are saying: "Better than 'The Da Vinci Code' in every way imaginable!" I would hope ...

McD’s Bowl Picks Part Eight: Fake National Championship Edition

Friday, January 9th, 2009

Updated through National Championship game. Rumors and Rants National Collegiate Football Championship presentation will be Monday. The fuck are you reading this for? Go vote for us. Then read. Now, go watch this video from TWWL. The greatest and most surreal discussion of the national championship you'll ever see. Even weirder: Lil' Wayne ...

McD’s Week 15 Picks: Championship Week

Friday, December 5th, 2008

Happy Championship Week to everyone. Just want to point out Utah, Boise State and TCU are all ranked ahead of the Big East champion (Cincinnati) and whoever the ACC champion will be. But do any of those four teams get to go to BCS games? One: Utah, with an outside shot ...