Brandon Marshall challenges Lions fan to boxing match

Friday, November 14th, 2014

At least one Chicago Bear still has some fight left in him. And all it took was one idiotic, crap-talking Detroit Lions fan to inspire the effort. (Yes, we're aware that the vast majority of Lions fans could fit under that umbrella). Lions fan Anthony Kalla, feeling a bit chesty as ...

The Chicago Bears suck. Especially on defense.

Monday, November 10th, 2014

How f*cking terrible is the Chicago Bears defense? Historically f*cking terrible. And I'm talking the type of history that's so old it predates the birth of the useless slab of flabby meat formerly known as Lance Briggs, who rode a goddamn brontosaurus to school and now eats a whole one ...

Video: Every INT Jay Cutler has thrown against the Packers

Friday, November 7th, 2014

It's no secret that Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is terrible against the Green Bay Packers. But I didn't know just how terrible until I looked into the stats and saw the video featured at the bottom of this post. In his 10 games against Green Bay, Cutler has a record ...

Chicago Bears teach a valuable gambling lesson

Tuesday, September 16th, 2014

"Never bet against your own team" is one of those adages you always hear, somewhere along the lines of "Never play in traffic," "never stick a knife down your toaster" and "never get involved in a land war in Asia." And yet...I just couldn't help myself. In my lifetime of watching the ...

Ex-NFL players say teams gave pain pills out ‘like candy’

Wednesday, May 21st, 2014

The NFL is about to face a whirlwind of backlash thanks to a lawsuit filed Tuesday on behalf of more than 600 former players. The suit alleges that team physicians and trainers across the league routinely handed out powerful drugs and other controlled substances on game days to help players ...

Chicago Bears likely to sign Michael Bennett

Monday, March 10th, 2014

UPDATE: In a shocking last minute turn of events, Bennett has opted to take less money and stay with the Seattle Seahawks. The Chicago Bears have identified their top target in free agency and they aren't being shy about it. The team has targeted former Seattle Seahawks defensive end Michael Bennett, ...

Report: Lovie Smith the favorite for Tampa Bay Buccaneers job

Monday, December 30th, 2013

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers fired head coach Greg Schiano on Monday after just two seasons on the job, and it appears the franchise is moving quickly to replace him. Reports now claim that former Chicago Bears head coach Lovie Smith is the favorite to replace Schiano and that a deal could ...

Chicago Bears: Jay Cutler says ankle injury is serious

Monday, November 18th, 2013

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler didn't play this week against the Baltimore Ravens as he sat out with a high ankle sprain in his left leg. On Monday he claimed the injury is more serious than originally reported, and head coach Marc Testman ruled him out for Sunday's matchup with ...