Chicago Bears likely to sign Michael Bennett

Monday, March 10th, 2014

UPDATE: In a shocking last minute turn of events, Bennett has opted to take less money and stay with the Seattle Seahawks. The Chicago Bears have identified their top target in free agency and they aren't being shy about it. The team has targeted former Seattle Seahawks defensive end Michael Bennett, ...

Report: Lovie Smith the favorite for Tampa Bay Buccaneers job

Monday, December 30th, 2013

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers fired head coach Greg Schiano on Monday after just two seasons on the job, and it appears the franchise is moving quickly to replace him. Reports now claim that former Chicago Bears head coach Lovie Smith is the favorite to replace Schiano and that a deal could ...

Chicago Bears: Jay Cutler says ankle injury is serious

Monday, November 18th, 2013

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler didn't play this week against the Baltimore Ravens as he sat out with a high ankle sprain in his left leg. On Monday he claimed the injury is more serious than originally reported, and head coach Marc Testman ruled him out for Sunday's matchup with ...

Lovie Smith a perfect fit for Buffalo

Monday, December 31st, 2012

On Sunday, I threatened to burn every piece of Bears paraphernalia in my wardrobe if they brought Lovie Smith back next year after becoming just the second NFL team in history — and the first not coached by Norv Turner — to miss the playoffs after a 7-1 start. A day ...

Kordell Stewart Retires. In 2012.

Thursday, May 31st, 2012

Dear reader, You may stumble upon this blog post thinking it is some sort of time capsule from 2005, but do not be fooled. What you are about to read is real, modern news. Kordell Stewart retired on Wednesday. Yes, that Kordell Stewart. The one who hasn't played a down in seven years.

GMs, Don’t Let Your Players Be Ex-Cowboys

Friday, December 16th, 2011

Memo to Chicago Bears GM Jerry Angelo: when a player is let go by a team as crappy as the Dallas Cowboys, there is probably a reason. For the third consecutive week, the Bears are looking like idiots thanks to the actions of a former Cowboy player. Against Kansas City the culprit ...

The Art of Being Tebowed

Monday, December 12th, 2011

I have never been teabagged before, but I can't imagine it feels any worse than being Tebowed. I've been trying my damndest (sorry for the harsh language, Tim) to think of what exactly that verb means since the Bears became The Pious QB's latest victims. I believe it would read something ...