Archive for the ‘Shaquille O’Neal’ Category

Orlando Magic Considering Shaq (?!?!?!) As Next GM (?!??!!)

Thursday, May 24th, 2012

According to ESPN's Chris Broussard, Shaquille O'Neal will meet with the Orlando Magic next week to interview for the team's vacancy at general manager. Yeah, the guy from Kazaam. It would not be unprecedented for an all-time great player to make the move to the front office. NBA logo Jerry West won ...

Chris Bosh Is Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

Chris Bosh’s birthday isn’t until March 24th. But Shaquille O’Neal would like to wish the Toronto Raptors’ big man an early happy birthday today. Because today is RuPaul’s birthday. And how can we forget The Diesel’s public dissing of Bosh last season? After Shaq put up 45 points in a Phoenix win over Toronto ...

Today’s Twitter Athlete Round-Up

Monday, July 20th, 2009

Like it or not, Twitter is here to stay. I mean, even legitimate journalists have resorted to using the 3rd grade level social networking site as sourced material. So just imagine what us basement-living, Funyon-eating bloggers can do with it! Twitter, while 98 percent annoying, has its uses. I mean, I ...

Thrilling NBA Trade Deadline Recap!!!

Friday, February 20th, 2009

Get excited guys (and, to be fair, gals) the NBA trade deadline passed and it was a doozy. It was so great that John Hollinger, Chad Ford and Rick Bucher reportedly started making out in the back office at ESPN because they were so turned on. It was just an incredible ...

Memo to Paxson: Do Something Worthwhile and Get Amare

Friday, February 6th, 2009

Ever since the Suns (stupidly) went out and got Shaquille O'Neal there's been these rumblings -- sometimes subtle and sometimes not so -- that Amare Stoudemire isn't happy. And who can blame the guy? They were winning boat loads of games under Mike D'Antoni and Stoudemire was one of the most dynamic ...

What a Shame: Shaq Can No Longer Get Cats Out of Trees

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Here's the real fallout from Shaq's little freestyle rap caught on video and broadcast endlessly on ESPN Monday night and Tuesday morning: He's gonna have to turn in his (ceremonial) badges.Yep, Shaq, who was deputized or something of that sort in Maricopa County, Arizona, is going to have to return ...