Archive for the ‘New York Jets’ Category

Jets QB Geno Smith fires agents

Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

It looks like new draft pick Geno Smith is already a perfect fit for the New York Jets culture of Idiocracy. USA Today is reporting that Smith fired his agents on Tuesday as a result of slipping down to the 39th spot in this year's NFL Draft. Smith was under the ...

New York Jets and Tennessee Titans make NFL history

Tuesday, December 18th, 2012

The 1958 NFL Championship between the New York Giants and Baltimore Colts is considered by most historians to be "the greatest game every played." Or at least the most important, as it helped make football the American sport of the television age. Certainly, it set the stage for the creation of ...

Tebow And The Jets: A Match Made In Hell

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012

Tim Tebow's not going to hell, at least as far as I can tell. So maybe his only way to experience what that awful eternity would feel like is if the Denver Broncos trade him to the New York Jets, who represent the worst conceivable destination for Tebow. The Jets have ...

Jets Sideline Trip Nothing New

Monday, December 13th, 2010

Predictably, everyone is up in arms over New York Jets strength and conditioning coach Sal Alosi tripping Dolphins gunner Nolan Carroll during Sunday's game, and with pretty good reason. As far a cheap shots go, that is as despicable as they come. A lot of people are even saying that ...

Call Off The Search, Braylon Edwards Has Been Found

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

Following wildly successful and impressive 2007 season, Cleveland Browns wide receiver Braylon Edwards went missing. After more than 20 months he has finally been found. Call off the nation-wide manhunt, take his face off milk cartons and tell Nancy Grace she needs to find a new topic, Edwards re-emerged and jumped ...

Rex Ryan Might Be Trying Too Hard

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

After a pretty nice debut as a the head coach of the New York Jets last Sunday, Rex Ryan is going into full-beg mode to get Jets amped for a week two matchup with the New England Patriots. Ryan took to the autodialer and recorded a 70-second message that was sent ...

Kellen Clemens Is Delusional

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Less than a month after the New York Jets traded up to select Mark Sanchez with the No. 5 pick in the NFL Draft, it's safe to say Kellen Clemens is in denial. Clemens, a fourth-year player, claims he still expects to be the Jets' starter during the team's Week ...