Archive for the ‘Denver Broncos’ Category

Denver mayor adds injury to insult

Wednesday, January 16th, 2013

There are many candidates for biggest chump in Denver this week following the Broncos' unbelievable playoff meltdown against the Ravens. Foremost is safety Rahim Moore, who forgot he was supposed to stay behind Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones, then made a pathetic attempt at intercepting Joe Flacco's 70-yard bomb to Jones ...

Tebow And The Jets: A Match Made In Hell

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012

Tim Tebow's not going to hell, at least as far as I can tell. So maybe his only way to experience what that awful eternity would feel like is if the Denver Broncos trade him to the New York Jets, who represent the worst conceivable destination for Tebow. The Jets have ...

The Art of Being Tebowed

Monday, December 12th, 2011

I have never been teabagged before, but I can't imagine it feels any worse than being Tebowed. I've been trying my damndest (sorry for the harsh language, Tim) to think of what exactly that verb means since the Bears became The Pious QB's latest victims. I believe it would read something ...

Jay Cutler Signs Contract Extension, Kyle Orton Simply Wins Games

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

First thing I thought upon reading that Jay Cutler had signed a two-year extension with the Chicago Bears that inks him through the 2013 season: This situation just became impossibly rich. Think about it. The Bears traded Kyle Orton, two first round picks and a third-rounder to the Denver Broncos for ...

Tecmo KO

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

Trick question: How do you make Kyle Orton even more awesome? I know, I know. It doesn't even seem possible. But some techno genius has done it. Or should I say, Tecmo Genius? That's right. Orton's miracle shoulda-been-an-interception game-winning heave to Brandon Stokley has been reinvented in 8-bit Tecmo Bowl glory. There are some ...

Latest NFL Draft Rumors

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Since we're inching towards the two-day sportsgasm that is the NFL Draft we figured we'd give you a look into some of the hottests rumors circulating at this late hour. Deal with Stafford all but done Yahoo! Sports' Jason Cole reported late Wednesday night that the Lions were very close to polishing ...

Where Will Jay Cutler Be Sulking Next Year?

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Well, my master plan of getting Jay Cutler the hell away from the AFC West because I can't stand seeing his utterly emotionless face on the sidelines is almost complete. Cutler has now demanded a trade after his feelings were hurt when the Broncos brought his name up in trade ...

Jay Cutler Wants To Be A Bear, He Just Doesn’t Know It Yet

Monday, March 16th, 2009

I know it’s a pipe dream, but the Chicago Bears should make a serious play for distraught Denver Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler. The Bears futility under center has been well documented. It’s the largest positional black hole in sports history. Cutler, who hails from Santa Claus, Ind., is a Bears ...