Archive for the ‘Dallas Cowboys’ Category

Jerry Jones is becoming the new Al Davis

Thursday, January 10th, 2013

If Dallas Cowboys fans want a crystal ball into their future, they needn't look any further than the Oakland Raiders. The once-proud organization run into the scorched earth by demented late owner Al Davis appears to be serving as the template for the Cowboys, who will be doing the same ...

Apparently Buffalo Bills Fans Haven’t Suffered Enough

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

In one of the way-too-oftenly aired “Family Guy” re-runs, Chris Griffin marvels at how Kevin Costner keeps getting work. I was reminded of this after flipping though the infinite number of channels I have and stumbling across "Swing Vote" on one of my eight Starz channels. I often pose the same ...

So Which Team Will T.O. Ruin Next?

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

This is a glorious day, the Cowboys have cut Terrell Owens... ...and now the question is which team is stupid enough to sign him. I vote the Bears, just for my personal entertainment purposes. Thoughts? Let us first ponder the past repercussions of T.O.'s scortched Earth policy when it comes to teams ...

Extremely Shittily Programmed Network

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

We all know that ESPN loves to shove certain things down our throats with vigor, varying from sport to sport. Baseball: Anything Yankees-Red Sox leads. NFL: Or as we like to call it, the NFC East and the other 7 College Basketball: We are investigating a lead that other conferences exist outside the ...

So, What Went Wrong?

Monday, January 5th, 2009

After what was arguably the most interesting final Sunday in NFL history -- The Big Lead at least had a premonition of this awesomeness, but it played out far wackier than any of us could have anticipated -- and a fairly decent Wild Card weekend, we're down the final eight playoff contestants. ...

Another Way of Looking At It

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

In their absurd arrogance, Cowboys fans have long suggested that Texas Stadium was designed with a hole in its roof so "God could watch his favorite team." But after the Cowboys became the first team to allow 75-yard runs on back-to-back plays from scrimmage in the final game that will ever ...

What The Hell’s Going On Out There?

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

It pains me to rehash a Vince Lombardi catchphrase that's oft-rehashed by Chris Berman, but I have been left with no choice. As of this past week, the NFL has officially ceased making any kind of sense whatsoever. I'm not sure where to start, or where to finish. But that's ...