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Snooki of “Jersey Shore” Creates Professional Boxing Team

Monday, January 2nd, 2012

Just when you thought the tentacles of the Snooki brand had reached every corner of our lives (super fans can buy a bottle of SNOOKI perfume for $44.99 and smell like a stale keg baking in a tanning bed), Jersey Shore “star” Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi announced her newest business venture: ...

Robert Allenby Wants a Piece of Geoff Ogilvy

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

Golf can be so vanilla that colorful storylines often get significant attention: Tiger's fall from grace, John Daly being himself on and off the course for the better part of 25 years, and lately, the character that is Robert Allenby, who witnesses claim wanted to fight fellow Aussie Geoff Ogilvy ...

United States Wins Presidents Cup

Sunday, November 20th, 2011

Down under, the Americans retained the Presidents Cup in the ninth biennial event, held at Royal Melbourne Golf Club in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. Snoozefest. And the worst part is, no one is trying to hide it. Johnny Miller put it best midway through Sunday's single matches, "These guys out here are all ...

Carlos Tevez Takes a Personal Day

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

Striker Carlos Tevez has officially been suspended from Manchester City. On Tuesday night, in a game against Bayern Munich, manager Roberto Mancini told Tevez to go in the game during the second half, but Tevez didn’t budge from the bench. City lost 2-0. Shortly after the game, Tevez explained his behavior by ...

Newcastle United Has Its Priorities in Order

Wednesday, September 7th, 2011

English Premier League club Newcastle United may not be able to sign new star players, but they can sure bring sexy back. This week, the club launched its own line of women's lingerie, and at the same time, managed to blow a deal for 26-year-old striker Bryan Ruiz. Newcastle United - owned ...

Venus Williams Needs to Retire

Thursday, September 1st, 2011

Shortly before her second-round match Wednesday, Venus Williams withdrew from the U.S. Open due to a recently-diagnosed autoimmune disease, Sjogren's Syndrome. The disease causes fatigue and joint pain, something Williams has experienced for quite some time but with no clear diagnosis. Until this week. Sjogren's Syndrome  ̶  in a explanation that ...