Archive for the ‘Tiger Woods’ Category

Tiger Woods’ top five Masters moments

Thursday, April 11th, 2013

Tiger Woods still thinks he can grab the title of greatest golfer ever from Jack Nicklaus, even at age 37 and nearly five years removed from his most recent major win (the 2008 U.S. Open). It has also been several years since his 2009 life/career meltdown, so some golf fans ...

A Message To Tiger, Take 2

Monday, August 8th, 2011

Tiger, Apparently my request to become your new full-time caddie was lost somewhere in the internet ether. Understandable. It happens, being a super-popular guy such as yourself. But after what happened this weekend, I just wanted to let you know that I'm still ready to pick up your bag if you need ...

Who’s Your Caddie? Me.

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

Dear Tiger, I see that you parted ways with caddie Steve Williams after 12 years, and unless you plan on becoming the only player on the PGA Tour to lug his own clubs around you're going to need someone on the bag. Look no further. I have over 7 years of excellent looping ...

Tale Of The Tape: Tiger Woods vs. Alex Rodriguez

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

With Tiger Woods now allegedly shacked up with Mistress No. 1, Rachel Uchitel, and the falling of the Axis of Evil that was the pairing of Alex Rodriguez and Kate Hudson, we've been thinking a lot about these two athletes and their sex lives. We obviously all know about Tiger's ...

Apparently, Tiger Woods Thinks He’s Don Draper

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Throughout this whole Tiger Woods sleeping around scandal a few cringe-worthy things have become obvious about golf's former golden boy. First, Woods obviously has an insatiable sexual appetite. The dude apparently has lots of freaky, non-marital sex. Second, while a few of his mistresses weren't bad looking, he wasn't really picky. Apparently ...

Actual Legal Analysis Of The Tiger Woods Marriage Situation

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

With all the media hoopla surrounding the Tiger Woods cheating/getting beaten up by his waifish wife/crashing his car situation fiasco saga, we thought it would be a good idea to tap one of our most underused and undervalued sources of knowledge. We haven't really seen anyone breaking down this thing ...

Tiger Pulled A Phil

Monday, August 17th, 2009

It finally happened. Tiger Woods blew a lead after 54 holes at a major for the first time in his career. He failed, he folded, he fell apart, and like everything else he does, Tiger did it spectacularly. To put it another way: Tiger Woods pulled a Phil Mickelson. Woods blitzed ...