Week Two College Football Roundup

Sunday, September 11th, 2011

Even though Indiana football is depressingly bad, Purdue is still just as bad. And that's awesome. Make no mistake, Indiana would have lost to Rice too, and it might not have been close enough for a blocked field goal to make a difference. But damn is it fun to watch Purdue ...

Schools The Big Ten Should Pursue (Should The Conference Apocalypse II Happen)

Thursday, September 8th, 2011

Now that Texas A&M is in the process of destroying the bloated spawn of the Southern Conference, most people seem to think a free-for-all is going to ensue as the Big XII has its death throes. And as any Wall Street scum will tell you, when a huge institution is ...

USF 23, Notre Dame 20: Notre Dame Needs Some Holtzball

Sunday, September 4th, 2011

In the wake of South Florida's 23-20 win at Notre Dame Saturday, it sure feels like the storm that delayed the game twice for a total of nearly three hours is actually still hovering over South Bend. How's that for a hacky lede, eh? Brian Kelly's Fighting Irish were truly awful ...

Week 12 College Football Scores

Saturday, November 20th, 2010

8:22 am - Watching the North London derby whilst simultaneously indoctrinating my son into the world of soccer and hoping Booter doesn't assault any Tottenham fans. 8:25 am - For the sixth year in a row, I'm hoping there's a spinal surgeon, a female fugitive, a fat lottery winner, two Koreans, ...

Notre Dame Upsets Utah, Brian Kelly Safe, Fans Disappointed

Saturday, November 13th, 2010

No matter what you think of Utah, that was a stunning upset by Notre Dame. Playing with freshman quarterback Tommy Rees, without  running back Armando Allen, and with what might be worst defense in college football history were it not for Michigan, the Irish still scored 28 points and held ...