Archive for the ‘Cleveland Browns’ Category

Browns tell Manziel to start acting like backup QB

Tuesday, May 13th, 2014

For the first time in decades, it appears the Cleveland Browns are doing something brilliantly: reigning in the ego of Johnny Manziel before he ever sets foot on the field. It began on draft day. Cleveland came into the first round with two picks, and traded down from the fourth spot ...

A Cleveland Browns fan can finally laugh — in death

Tuesday, July 9th, 2013

This season, the luckiest Cleveland Browns fan in the world will be Scott Entsminger, because he's dead. Don't worry, there's no "too soon" on that one. I know Entsminger would appreciate the joke, because I read his obituary. The 55-year-old resident of Mansfield, Ohio passed away on July 4, which kind of ...

Defending Paul Ryan’s Browns Miscue

Thursday, October 18th, 2012

In an effort to show that I may be the only person in the world who still believes in bipartisanship, I bring you a second-straight day defending the actions of a prominent Republican political figure. Today, it's vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan, who earned himself the chuckles of the sports world when ...

Cleveland Browns Sell For Over $1 Billion

Friday, August 3rd, 2012

It makes sense that Jimmy Haslam is the new owner of the Cleveland Browns. Haslam made his fortune in truck stops, so he's already accustomed to everyone crapping all over his product. The price Haslam paid for the Browns was a little more eye-opening. According to ESPN, Haslam is plunking down more ...

Whatchu Talkin Bout…Hillis?

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

The battle for Madden '12 cover boy (Motto: The only place you'll see the NFL in 2011-12!) has been narrowed down to Eagles quarterback Michael Vick and Cleveland Browns running back Jim Brown. Wait, what's that? (Looks at screen again) Browns running back PEYTON HILLIS? What the... On the surface, this appears to ...

Dear Mike Holmgren: Goooood Luck

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Mike Holmgren is one heck of a football guy. Really, he is. Just consider his coaching career. Holmgren has taken two franchises -- the only two he has ever coached -- to the Super Bowl. He won Super Bowl XXI with Brett Favre in Green Bay and returned to the big ...

Is 2009 The Worst NFL Season Of All-Time?

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

The NFL is bigger and more popular than ever. But that doesn’t necessarily mean the league is better. There appears to be a large number of just awful teams this season. I’m talking absolutely putrid. Like teams you know are going to lose all week long. My roommate relayed a conversation he had ...

Poor Brady Quinn

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

Head coach Eric Mangini announced today that Derek Anderson will take over the starting quarterback role for the winless Cleveland Browns. That will leave everyone's favorite former Domer, Brady Quinn, holding a clipboard during this Sunday's contest with Cincinnati. Quinn, who seems more interested in working his pecs than developing his ...