Archive for the ‘Buffalo Bills’ Category

Buffalo Bills carry Jim Schwartz off field for beating Lions

Monday, October 6th, 2014

Some things are so douchey that they only could have been thought up by Jim Schwartz. The Bills defensive coordinator was carried off the field following Buffalo's 17-14 win at Detroit on Sunday -- an excessive move for a regular-season win over the Lions, but a seemingly understandable moment of spontaneity ...

Bills to start Kyle Orton; Super Bowl berth awaits

Tuesday, September 30th, 2014

The Buffalo Bills announced that they mean business on Monday, naming Kyle Orton their starting quarterback for next week's game against Detroit in place of their first-round pick from last season, EJ Manuel. Some are seeing the turn to the Neckbeard as a panic move, but I see it for what ...

Bon Jovi writes letter to Buffalo; fans not impressed

Monday, August 4th, 2014

With Andre Reed's Hall of Fame induction and Buffalo playing in prime time to officially kick off the NFL preseason Sunday night, the Bills received more national attention this weekend than they have at any point since the height of the Zubaz Era. But one of the prospective new owners ...

Jon Bon Jovi denies interest in buying Bills

Tuesday, November 26th, 2013

The Buffalo Bills are like bad medicine. And long ago, Jon Bon Jovi established that bad medicine is what he needs. So it would make sense CBSSports.com reported on Sunday that the '80s rocker has expressed interest in purchasing the team when current owner Ralph Wilson dies. But on Monday, it became ...

Let’s Blow, Buffalo

Monday, November 21st, 2011

As Chris Berman always says, no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. Unfortunately, the Bills appear to be perpetually traveling as members of the Donner Party. A once-promising season is swirling down the toilet after the Bills lost their third-straight game on Sunday, this one a 35-8 blowout at the ...

Apparently Buffalo Bills Fans Haven’t Suffered Enough

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

In one of the way-too-oftenly aired “Family Guy” re-runs, Chris Griffin marvels at how Kevin Costner keeps getting work. I was reminded of this after flipping though the infinite number of channels I have and stumbling across "Swing Vote" on one of my eight Starz channels. I often pose the same ...

Often Times The Obvious Answer Is The Right Answer

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

Allen Iverson and the Memphis Grizzlies have parted ways after just three games. Anybody surprised by this? You’d think someone with the initials A.I., and referred to as The Answer would have known better. The Grizzlies are a team trying to build a young core, centered around Rudy Gay and O.J. Mayo. But ...

Is 2009 The Worst NFL Season Of All-Time?

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

The NFL is bigger and more popular than ever. But that doesn’t necessarily mean the league is better. There appears to be a large number of just awful teams this season. I’m talking absolutely putrid. Like teams you know are going to lose all week long. My roommate relayed a conversation he had ...