Texas-UCLA Preview: Mack Brown Becomes Post-Wuerffel Spurrier

Thursday, September 15th, 2011

(23) Texas (2-0) at UCLA (1-1) (-4) Two programs meet at the Rose Bowl on Saturday that are way, way below expectations even though they're 3-1 combined. That's actually the fun part, since it's impossible to tell whether this will be an unexpectedly interesting battle or one of the worst games ...

McD’s College Football Week Two Picks

Friday, September 9th, 2011

I honestly couldn't find a game I care about previewing in depth this week. Not for a lack of good games, just none of them have a hook or anything interesting happening. The potential conference meltdown has sucked all the fun out of this week. Plus it's time for a ...

Texas A&M Admits To Penis Envy

Thursday, September 1st, 2011

After failing to obtain a large enough order of Extenz from Jimmy Johnson to suit its needs, Texas A&M came out with the next-best solution for its problem on Wednesday by admitting it will be leaving the Big 12 Conference at the end of the school year. The Aggies have felt ...

This Ought To Help ESPN’s Objectivity

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

ESPN now has a 20-year, $300 million deal with the University of Texas to run the network promised them in that sweetheart deal that kept UT from leaving the Big XII for the Pac-10. This goes along with ESPN's already existing 15-year deal with the SEC to televise football and ...

Week 13 College Football Scores

Saturday, November 27th, 2010

Read my week 13 picks here. Record after week 12: 132-56 (94-90-4 ATS)

Week 13 College Football Picks

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

Record after week 12: 132-56 (94-90-4 ATS) Thursday, November 25, 2010 8 pm ET (17) Texas A&M (8-3) at Texas (5-6) (+3.5) I can't say enough about how hilarious these two teams' records look to me.  And I'm still sticking with my conspiracy theory that Mack Brown is done after this year. His veiled ...

Week 11 College Football Scores

Saturday, November 13th, 2010

Read my week 11 picks here. 8:15 am - Watching Man U/Aston Villa. Might as well start watching bad football now with the state of the teams playing at noon. 9:18 am - This article on CNN is proof that it's utterly pointless to try to understand teens' behavior online. The rules ...