Major League Soccer needs to jump into St. Louis NFL void

Thursday, January 14th, 2016

One man's trash is another man's treasure -- just ask my couch. In fact, ask every couch I've ever owned. So while St. Louis may be junk to Missouri native Stan Kroenke, the National Football League and plenty of other human beings, there is one man that should be salivating at ...

Donovan: Klinsmann should be gone with loss to Mexico

Tuesday, October 6th, 2015

It's safe to say former U.S. Soccer star Landon Donovan and current national team manager Jurgen Klinsmann probably don't exchange Christmas cards. Klinsmann and Donovan have always had a rocky relationship, and it likely got even rockier on Tuesday. In an interview, Donovan claimed that if the United States loses to ...

FIFA to postpone bidding on 2026 World Cup

Thursday, June 11th, 2015

To say things aren't going well at FIFA right now would be a bit of an understatement, and the horrible news for the organization kept coming on Wednesday. FIFA General Secretary and human French stereotype Jerome Valcke announced that the bidding process for the 2026 World Cup has been delayed. The ...

FIFA officials arrested en masse in Switzerland

Wednesday, May 27th, 2015

It looks like one of the world's most notoriously corrupt organizations, FIFA, experienced its "Apalachin" moment in Switzerland on Wednesday morning. For those of who you might have families or hobbies, Apalachin is the 1957 raid in which some 60 mob bosses were arrested at or around the Apalachin, New York ...

Alex Morgan out for the rest of women’s World Cup qualifying

Saturday, October 18th, 2014

United States Women's National Soccer team forward and everyone in America's soccer crush, Alex Morgan isn't just really attractive, she's also one of the squad's best players. Unfortunately, she's going to miss the rest of the CONCACAF Women's World Cup qualifying tournament thanks to a sprained ankle. On Saturday morning, Morgan underwent ...

Putting Germany’s historic beatdown of Brazil in context

Wednesday, July 9th, 2014

Few ass-kickings in sports history can measure up to Germany's 7-1 annihilation of host Brazil in the World Cup semifinals. It was Brazil's first loss on home soil in a non-friendly match since 1975, and tied a 1920 loss to Uruguay for the largest margin of defeat in the nation's ...

Video: U.S. fans react to John Brooks goal

Tuesday, June 17th, 2014

We all remember this video of fans reacting to Landon Donovan's extra time goal against Algeria that sent the United States through to the knockout round of the 2010 World Cup. It was a fantastic shot of joyous, spontaneous reactions that showed soccer's growing presence and popularity in America. Well, we ...

Video: John Oliver eviscerates FIFA and the 2014 World Cup

Wednesday, June 11th, 2014

If you haven't been watching "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver" you should really start. The ex-Daily Show correspondent has been fantastic during the first season of his new Sunday night HBO show. His protracted rants about one subject each week have been absolutely perfect and this Sunday was no ...