Archive for the ‘Big XII’ Category

Big 12 commish Bob Bowlsby needs to stop being an idiot

Monday, December 8th, 2014

In the week before and after the College Football Playoff committee selected its inaugural Final Four, no one did more to embarrass himself and his league than Big 12 commissioner Bob Bowlsby. And it would be in the best interests of the league's members for Bowlsby to shut his trap ...

Big 12 is nation’s deepest conference in ’12

Monday, October 15th, 2012

The question of who is the nation's best college football conference isn't as obvious as most people think -- at least depending upon your interpretation of "best." If your definition is the league that is most top-heavy, the SEC is the only choice. Alabama and Florida are ranked 1-2 in the ...

Texas A&M Admits To Penis Envy

Thursday, September 1st, 2011

After failing to obtain a large enough order of Extenz from Jimmy Johnson to suit its needs, Texas A&M came out with the next-best solution for its problem on Wednesday by admitting it will be leaving the Big 12 Conference at the end of the school year. The Aggies have felt ...

The Texas Longhorns Just Played Us All

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

Mad props to the Texas Longhorns, who spent the past two weeks playing the entire nation like a fiddle before laughing all the way to the bank. Texas became the savior of the sane collegiate sports world this week, ending speculation that the Big XII would be completely dismantled as the ...

McD’s Bowl Picks Part Eight: Fake National Championship Edition

Friday, January 9th, 2009

Updated through National Championship game. Rumors and Rants National Collegiate Football Championship presentation will be Monday. The fuck are you reading this for? Go vote for us. Then read. Now, go watch this video from TWWL. The greatest and most surreal discussion of the national championship you'll ever see. Even weirder: Lil' Wayne ...

McD’s Week 15 Picks: Championship Week

Friday, December 5th, 2008

Happy Championship Week to everyone. Just want to point out Utah, Boise State and TCU are all ranked ahead of the Big East champion (Cincinnati) and whoever the ACC champion will be. But do any of those four teams get to go to BCS games? One: Utah, with an outside shot ...

McD’s Week 14 Picks: Rivalry Week Part 2

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

It's just plain wrong Boise State and Ball State can go undefeated, win their respective conferences, and not get into the BCS. What makes it ironic is it'll be another undefeated non-BCS team (Utah) that's taking their place. Once again, we've learned exactly what makes the BCS so shitty. Instead of ...

McD’s Week 13 Picks: Rivalry Week Part One

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008

It's McD's week 13 picks extravaganza! This week is positively loaded down with fantastic games to the point that I may not shower until 11pmĀ eastern Saturday night. My record isn't what it should be (read: shitty) against the spread, so I'm going for broke. The sheer number of picks I'm making this ...