Archive for the ‘University of Florida’ Category

The Paper Champs

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

The recent economic disaster was caused by unbelievable cheating, dishonesty and stupidity by insiders while the appearance of "fairness" was maintained publicly. Most got away with their misdeeds because there was a total lack of oversight by the federal government and a lack of knowledge of their doings by the ...

Janoris Jenkins is a Very Smart and Well-Adjusted Young Man

Monday, June 1st, 2009

Janoris Jenkins must be a pretty tough guy. He did, after all, a start 12 games as a freshman cornerback for the University of Florida football team.  Seems like they won a few games last year. Turns out he is also able to withstand the punishment of a Taser and still ...

Gregg Doyel Is Bad At Journalism

Friday, May 15th, 2009

Gregg Doyel writes for CBSSports.com and his columns are - to say the least - usually over-the-top, lack proper insight and, frankly, suck. He's the guy who said that College Basketball as we know it is now over because John Calipari is at Kentucky. Yep, completely over. Teams like North ...

The Rumors And Rants National Championship

Friday, January 16th, 2009

Good evening, I'm Bob Costas (pictured at actual size) and welcome to our presentation of the Rumors and Rants National Collegiate Football Championship Trophy (and half-assed homage to KSK since they won the best sports blog award and are officially Rumors and Rants' blog-daddies for another year). The votes have ...

McD’s Bowl Picks Part Eight: Fake National Championship Edition

Friday, January 9th, 2009

Updated through National Championship game. Rumors and Rants National Collegiate Football Championship presentation will be Monday. The fuck are you reading this for? Go vote for us. Then read. Now, go watch this video from TWWL. The greatest and most surreal discussion of the national championship you'll ever see. Even weirder: Lil' Wayne ...