Archive for the ‘Indiana University’ Category

Indiana University Football Gets Taken To The Mat

Monday, September 26th, 2011

I'm sure our audience's patience has been exasperated by our insistence on bringing you constant ramblings involving Indiana University football. But hey, we're proud alums and apparently enjoy self-torture. But just when you think it can't get any worse, another fall Saturday rolls around. Luckily, I was at a wedding Saturday night ...

Kevin Wilson Solves Hoosiers’ Woes

Wednesday, September 7th, 2011

For decades, Indiana fans have wondered why their football team sucks so badly. Fortunately, new coach Kevin Wilson has finally gotten to the root of the problem. In an earth-shattering decision delivered on Tuesday, Wilson announced that the Hoosiers will be moving their sideline from the west side of Memorial Stadium to ...

New Indiana Football Coach Is Kiel-ing It

Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

Kevin Wilson is my kind of coach. Which is a good thing because right now, he is my coach (as an alum and fan, though I may still have some eligibility as a pooch punter). The new Indiana football head man is responsible for turning around one of the country's worst ...

Call Me Crazy, I’ve Been Called Worse…

Monday, November 29th, 2010

I know, I know. It’s been awhile since my last contribution. Well, let me re-introduce myself. I’ve been described as a ‘would-be ladies man,’ a Rick Moranis clone and a hopeless romantic (I still think the Cubs have a shot). Oh yeah, and I’m an Indiana University football fan. Yeah, that’s right. ...

Being An Indiana Basketball Fan Is Awesome

Friday, March 26th, 2010

Yeah, that's right I said it. Rooting for Indiana University's men's basketball team is just freaking great. Not only has my Alma mater been tearing it up on the court the past two seasons (to the tune of a 16-46 record), but hated rival Purdue has become a national power. ...

Indiana University: Where Ten Wins Make Us Smile

Monday, March 8th, 2010

As you loyal Rumors and Rants readers are all too familiar with by now, we’re a bunch of Indiana University graduates. Which means a few things: 1. We apparently weren’t smart enough to get into our No. 1 college choice (Northwestern in my case). 2. We watch “Breaking Away” at least ...

Apparently I Can’t Pick A Wim-mer

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

I'm learning to appreciate a loser.  My Chicago Bears are outright pathetic with the consensus being both the head coach AND general manager need to go.  My hometown Indiana Pacers are a collection of nothing more than decent role players and it shows with a predictable last place standing in the Central ...