Archive for the ‘Booter Chimes In’ Category

Eva Longoria, Tony Parker Divorce Could Get Messy

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

Now that Eva Longoria has filed for divorce from Tony Parker, we can expect more details to keep spilling about this case. As most of us know by now, the reason for the "irreconcilable differences" cited in her filing are likely due to Parker's "sexting" with former teammate Brent Barry's ...

Actual Legal Analysis Of The Tiger Woods Marriage Situation

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

With all the media hoopla surrounding the Tiger Woods cheating/getting beaten up by his waifish wife/crashing his car situation fiasco saga, we thought it would be a good idea to tap one of our most underused and undervalued sources of knowledge. We haven't really seen anyone breaking down this thing ...

McD’s Week Five Picks

Friday, September 26th, 2008

[caption id="attachment_2903" align="alignright" width="134" caption=""I leave more personality in tightly-coiled piles on the lawn." - Brian Griffin, who could have been talking about USC's running game on Thursday."][/caption] Happy Saturday, everyone. It's 9am ET and for some insane reason I'm up and ready to go. Damnit. The games don't kick off ...

McD’s Week 4 Picks

Saturday, September 20th, 2008

Football season is screaming by and I'm already wishing it would slow down. I'm convinced the reason football is so popular in America is because it's violent (duh), and the season goes by really, really fast. There's eight months of off-season and only four months of football per year. No ...

Worst Game Ever: Fun With Statistics From UCLA/Oregon

Sunday, November 25th, 2007

You probably missed the (9) Oregon/UCLA game on Saturday. It was regionalized by ABC, so essentially only the West Coast saw the entire game. West Virginia/UConn and Georgia/Georgia Tech were the other games and ABC affiliates jumped from the WVU blowout to the Georgia game instead of the Oregon/UCLA game. ...

Ookie Is Screwed

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

Things got worse for Michael "Ookie" Vick today. Everyone's favorite dogfighting proprietor got bad news today, as his last two co-defendants decided to plead guilty to the charges against them and agreed to assist the government in the case against the lone remaining defendant (Vick).As always, when we need analysis ...

Actual Legal Analysis Of The Michael Vick Situation

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

When news of the Michael Vick indictment came across the wire yesterday, we immediately turned to Booter, our resident legal expert, to sift through all the crap and give us the straight talk as to what Mr. Vick & Co. are in for and what this all means. Just to ...