Archive for the ‘Tiger Woods’ Category

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Friday, August 14th, 2009

And yes, before you ask, this is a blatant attempt to create a little drama at Hazeltine this weekend because it sure as hell looks like Tiger is gonna run away with this thing. I don't necessarily want him to lose; I just want something to watch on Saturday and ...

The Best Day In The History Of Shaving

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

Has there ever been a more ludicrous idea foisted upon popular culture than the razor commercial? You know the type. They're all the same. Dude shaves with an increasing number of blades each year, then has his face caressed by some hot chick who pops out of nowhere when he's done. As ...

Uh Oh.

Monday, June 8th, 2009

Remember almost exactly a year ago when Tiger Woods was a scary, unstoppable force that made all other professional golfers irrelevant? Yeah, he might be back to that. Okay, so he beat Jim Furyk and a bunch of nobodies to win The Memorial on Sunday, but I'll be damned if ...

Angels And Demons Of Sports

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

In case you don't watch every show on DVR or online and can't fast forward through every commercial break, then I'm sure you're more than aware of Friday's upcoming release of "Angels and Demons." The critics are saying: "Better than 'The Da Vinci Code' in every way imaginable!" I would hope ...

Receiver Wants His Hands On More Than Manning’s Bag

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

So when the No. 2 all-time pass catcher in NFL history (Marvin Harrison) exits stage left, you know there's going to be a glaring hole that needs plugging. And Indianapolis Colts receiver Anthony Gonzalez wants to do just that, and he's willing to do anything - well almost anything - to ...

Angel Cabrera Is Your Master

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Kenny Perry! Had he won the Masters, Booter demanded that I apologize for this post, in which I say Perry should have been excluded from the 2008 Ryder Cup team because he'd been skipping the PGA's major tournaments in order to rack up points and make the Ryder Cup team. Seems like ...

Tiger Won. Again.

Monday, March 30th, 2009

Anyone remember this? That was at the Arnold Palmer Invitational in 2008. Tiger nailed a long putt on the 18th hole to win the tournament by one stroke. At the time, it was just evidence of Tiger's incredible greatness and seeming invincibility. A US Open win, a bum wheel, and a few ...