Archive for the ‘Indianapolis Colts’ Category

Hot Tub Time Machine Brings Us Criminal QBs And Defeats

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

So I’m sitting in this hot tub with three other middle-aged dudes, getting drunk, having a blast and then BAM! all of the sudden the water starts spinning and the next thing I know we’re in 1986. Sounds retarded, right? Well ladies and gentlemen, I give you the premise for “Hot Tub ...

Your Official Ridiculous Colts’ Super Bowl XLIV E-Mail Thread

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

Every group has one. That one nut. A crazed fan who spouts off stats more than The Situation lifts his shirt. I have a friend who qualifies. He is without a doubt the most ridiculous sports fan I've ever encountered. I swear, if this kid put half as much effort into ...

How QBs Tell You To Go “F” Yourself

Thursday, August 27th, 2009

On Thursday night’s “SportsCenter” tease, I heard a sound byte from Brett Favre when he was asked what he thought about the reports there is a “schism” in the Vikings locker room. Favre’s response: “I don’t even know what that means.” In Folksy QB Talk that translates to “Fuck you.” Favre knew what ...

Receiver Wants His Hands On More Than Manning’s Bag

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

So when the No. 2 all-time pass catcher in NFL history (Marvin Harrison) exits stage left, you know there's going to be a glaring hole that needs plugging. And Indianapolis Colts receiver Anthony Gonzalez wants to do just that, and he's willing to do anything - well almost anything - to ...

My Day As A Bandwagon Fan

Monday, January 5th, 2009

I’m a Chicago Bears fan. Always have been, always will be. I was born in Highland Park, Ill., and despite growing up in Atlanta and Fort Lauderdale, I always kept my Chicago sports allegiances, perhaps none more so than the Bears. But because my Bears lost to Houston in Week 17 and ...

McD’s Week 13 Picks: Rivalry Week Part One

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008

It's McD's week 13 picks extravaganza! This week is positively loaded down with fantastic games to the point that I may not shower until 11pm eastern Saturday night. My record isn't what it should be (read: shitty) against the spread, so I'm going for broke. The sheer number of picks I'm making this ...

The End May Be Fast Approaching for Marvin Harrison

Friday, September 19th, 2008

Regardless of the fact that we're not Indianapolis Colts fans, that was a pretty difficult headline to write for a few reasons. There aren't many classier athletes we can remember than Marvin Harrison. He's the rare quiet wide receiver. He just goes out and does his job, and we appreciate ...