Archive for the ‘Penn State’ Category

Penn State’s Donations Skyrocket Despite Scandal

Monday, July 9th, 2012

Everyone knows these are tough economic times. And if you don't, please come over to my house so I can rob you secure a loan from you. With regular people struggling to make ends meet, so too are our public institutions. State legislatures across the nation are slashing their budgets, and ...

1-800-FACEPALM

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

The world's easiest guys to root against, Jerry Sandusky and attorney Joe Amendola, have done it again. On Tuesday, Amendola, who is defending the former Penn State defensive coordinator on charges of raping multiple boys, suggested that anyone who believed the story that then-Penn State grad assistant Mike McQueary saw Sandusky having ...

A MEMO TO TIM CURLEY’S LAWYER

Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

DEAR CAROLINE ROBERTO, I DID NOT GO TO LAW SCHOOL SO I AM PROBABLY NOT AS SMART AS YOU. HOWEVER, I DO KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT NOT LOOKING LIKE A RAVING LUNATIC. ONE OF THE BIGGEST KEYS TO THIS IS TO NOT TRY TO PROVE YOUR POINT BY SCREAMING AT ...

The Final Four is Set…For The NIT

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

Well the much anticipated Final Four is already set. Yep, it's already all mapped out. For the National Invitation Tournament. Let me guess, you don't care? It's the Not Interested Tournament or the Not Invited Tournament to you. Sure, fine. No really, that's fine. I'm not going to try and convince you ...

McD’s Bowl Picks Part Five: Rose Bowl and Orange Bowl Edition

Thursday, January 1st, 2009

Updated through Orange Bowl Record: 12-10, 8-14 ATS Thursday, January 1, 2009 11:00am ET Outback Bowl South Carolina (7-5) at Iowa (8-4) (-4) How is it that Ricky Stanzi is the best quarterback in this game? That's got to be the first time all season anyone can say that about Iowa's quarterback. I'm perplexed. What happened ...

McD’s Week 13 Picks: Rivalry Week Part One

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008

It's McD's week 13 picks extravaganza! This week is positively loaded down with fantastic games to the point that I may not shower until 11pm eastern Saturday night. My record isn't what it should be (read: shitty) against the spread, so I'm going for broke. The sheer number of picks I'm making this ...

McD’s Week 11 Picks

Friday, November 7th, 2008

Record through Week 10: 107-45, 74-73-5 ATS Fond Memories for McD and Booter Game of the Week San Diego State (1-8) at (15) Brigham Young (8-1) (-36) SDSU football was my initial foray into college football. They were my first live college game, my first rivalry (though it's not really a rivalry), and ...

McD’s Week 9 Picks

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Happy weekend, everyone. It's a Rumors and Rants road trip this week, so we'll have to see if people in the south are okay with dorks with computers in their sports bars or not. Should be interesting. Congress created the BCS! Okay, not really. But take a look at these rankings: 1. Georgia 2. ...