Archive for the ‘Sports And Courts’ Category

Screw Roger Clemens’ Feelings

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

Roger Clemens spent last Sunday watching the Yankees' last game at their eponymous stadium from his home in Texas. He still didn't have power because of Hurricane Gustav and watched the game on a battery-powered television with his wife and mother. Then he displayed the understanding and caring we've come ...

Ookie Is Screwed

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

Things got worse for Michael "Ookie" Vick today. Everyone's favorite dogfighting proprietor got bad news today, as his last two co-defendants decided to plead guilty to the charges against them and agreed to assist the government in the case against the lone remaining defendant (Vick).As always, when we need analysis ...

Actual Legal Analysis Of The Michael Vick Situation

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

When news of the Michael Vick indictment came across the wire yesterday, we immediately turned to Booter, our resident legal expert, to sift through all the crap and give us the straight talk as to what Mr. Vick & Co. are in for and what this all means. Just to ...