Friday, May 11th, 2012
Unfortunately for those of us who love great television, the New York Jets have reportedly turned down a chance to reprise their role at the center of HBO's training camp documentary show "Hard Knocks." I'll give you a moment to weep silently to yourselves.
Having the Jets on "Hard Knocks" this ...
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Wednesday, April 25th, 2012
Move over, Tebowmania. Pound sand, Linsanity. The thing that's really taking America by storm is Johnson Madness. At least according to Forbes Magazine.
On Tuesday Forbes released its list of the Top 10 Most Influential American Athletes, which was topped by NASCAR driver Jimmie Johnson. No, seriously. This is fairly impressive ...
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Wednesday, March 21st, 2012
Tim Tebow's not going to hell, at least as far as I can tell. So maybe his only way to experience what that awful eternity would feel like is if the Denver Broncos trade him to the New York Jets, who represent the worst conceivable destination for Tebow.
The Jets have ...
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Monday, December 12th, 2011
I have never been teabagged before, but I can't imagine it feels any worse than being Tebowed.
I've been trying my damndest (sorry for the harsh language, Tim) to think of what exactly that verb means since the Bears became The Pious QB's latest victims. I believe it would read something ...
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Tuesday, November 29th, 2011
Ohio State hired well-known Family Guy Peter Griffin Urban Meyer on Monday to coach its football team.
Less than a year ago, Meyer stepped down from his post at Florida to spend more time with his family. Apparently, that family is incredibly boring. Or maybe they smell funny.
Either way, coaching the ...
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