New York Jets Turned Down “Hard Knocks”

Friday, May 11th, 2012

Unfortunately for those of us who love great television, the New York Jets have reportedly turned down a chance to reprise their role at the center of HBO's training camp documentary show "Hard Knocks." I'll give you a moment to weep silently to yourselves. Having the Jets on "Hard Knocks" this ...

America’s Most Influential Athlete Is… Jimmie Johnson?!?!?!

Wednesday, April 25th, 2012

Move over, Tebowmania. Pound sand, Linsanity. The thing that's really taking America by storm is Johnson Madness. At least according to Forbes Magazine. On Tuesday Forbes released its list of the Top 10 Most Influential American Athletes, which was topped by NASCAR driver Jimmie Johnson. No, seriously. This is fairly impressive ...

Tebow And The Jets: A Match Made In Hell

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012

Tim Tebow's not going to hell, at least as far as I can tell. So maybe his only way to experience what that awful eternity would feel like is if the Denver Broncos trade him to the New York Jets, who represent the worst conceivable destination for Tebow. The Jets have ...

The Art of Being Tebowed

Monday, December 12th, 2011

I have never been teabagged before, but I can't imagine it feels any worse than being Tebowed. I've been trying my damndest (sorry for the harsh language, Tim) to think of what exactly that verb means since the Bears became The Pious QB's latest victims. I believe it would read something ...

Ohio State Hires The Family Guy

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

Ohio State hired well-known Family Guy Peter Griffin Urban Meyer on Monday to coach its football team. Less than a year ago, Meyer stepped down from his post at Florida to spend more time with his family. Apparently, that family is incredibly boring. Or maybe they smell funny. Either way, coaching the ...

Elway, Broncos Not Sold On Tebow Long Term?

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

While there has been a ton of speculation about the future of Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow and whether or not he represents the future of the franchise, most of that chatter has come from outside sources. Broncos executive vice president John Elway has largely been mum on his plans ...

Tim Tebow Thanks Fans For Support, But He’s Good

Thursday, September 15th, 2011

Denver Broncos fans love them some Tim Tebow. In fact, as you may have heard, they even plan to buy two billboards in Denver imploring the Broncos to start Tebow in place of current starter Kyle Orton. Today, Tebow let his feelings about such a gesture be known, and apparently he ...