Even Buffalo is embarrassed to be from Buffalo

Wednesday, July 24th, 2013

Trying to determine low points in Buffalo sports history is always a dangerous activity that's liable to send you tumbling into a dark pit of endless despair. So we're not even going to attempt to grade things at this point, because if you've been down that road before you're in ...

A Cleveland Browns fan can finally laugh — in death

Tuesday, July 9th, 2013

This season, the luckiest Cleveland Browns fan in the world will be Scott Entsminger, because he's dead. Don't worry, there's no "too soon" on that one. I know Entsminger would appreciate the joke, because I read his obituary. The 55-year-old resident of Mansfield, Ohio passed away on July 4, which kind of ...

A Brit wins Wimbledon. Which drought will end next?

Monday, July 8th, 2013

The last time a British man won at Wimbledon before Sunday afternoon, Neville Chamberlain hadn't even appeased anyone yet. Andy Murray played excellent tennis between bouts of whining over the last two weeks to finally bring that streak to an end in a championship win over Novak Djokovic, becoming the ...

Browns beat out Bills for Costner comedy

Thursday, March 7th, 2013

For as long as I have written for this blog, I have chronicled the Battle of Lake Erie between Cleveland and Buffalo for the right to be called America's most tortured sports city. It turns out I wasn't the only one paying attention. "Draft Day" is a soon-to-be filmed sports comedy ...

Brandon Weeden’s worst day ever

Monday, September 10th, 2012

Somewhere in the 92-year history of the National Football League, someone probably had a worse debut at quarterback than Brandon Weeden of the Cleveland Browns. However, finding such a performance would take a heck of a lot of research, and any time you're in the conversation for something that requires ...

Cleveland Browns Sell For Over $1 Billion

Friday, August 3rd, 2012

It makes sense that Jimmy Haslam is the new owner of the Cleveland Browns. Haslam made his fortune in truck stops, so he's already accustomed to everyone crapping all over his product. The price Haslam paid for the Browns was a little more eye-opening. According to ESPN, Haslam is plunking down more ...

Let’s Blow, Buffalo

Monday, November 21st, 2011

As Chris Berman always says, no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. Unfortunately, the Bills appear to be perpetually traveling as members of the Donner Party. A once-promising season is swirling down the toilet after the Bills lost their third-straight game on Sunday, this one a 35-8 blowout at the ...