The Buffalo Bills continue to have less than ideal luck

Tuesday, May 17th, 2016

The newest ESPN 30 for 30 venture, "Believeland," would easily have you convinced that Cleveland is the most star-crossed metropolis in these United States. But on the other end of Lake Erie, Buffalo could not wait but two days to show it's still very much in the running for that ...

The Cleveland Browns finally hit rock bottom

Tuesday, December 1st, 2015

The Cleveland Browns are world-class spelunkers, perpetually finding their way to new lows. No playoff wins since New Years Day 1995? Ain't no thang. Not even the most incompetent thing the Browns have pulled off. Hell, there's a full THREE teams that have gone longer without a playoff win, and none ...

Browns fan ranks every loss since 1999 in order of pain

Wednesday, October 28th, 2015

If you are grasping for something to be thankful for this week, a good place to start is "not a Cleveland Browns fan." But if you are a Browns fan, worry not! We've found something for you that is a much more fruitful use of your time than leaping off the ...

Indians accidentally shoot fireworks for Royals home run

Wednesday, September 16th, 2015

Amazingly, the one comedic scenario screenwriters failed to think of over the course of two "Major League" movies (THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MAJOR LEAGUE 3) came to pass in Cleveland on Tuesday night. Outfielder Alex Rios launched a deep home run at Progressive Field, prompting the usual fireworks display ...

Mets all but clinch NL East as Washington chokes again

Wednesday, September 9th, 2015

For a team that has been on the fortunate side of some of the most remarkable events in baseball history -- the miracle of 1969, making a World Series with 82 wins in 1973, the whole Buckner thing in '86 -- Mets fans are an incredibly neurotic bunch. Maybe it's ...

Fred Jackson cut could already be biting Bills in butt

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2015

There was much fan uproar in Buffalo when the Bills unexpectedly cut popular 10-year veteran running back Fred Jackson earlier this week. This is not an unusual occurrence -- cuts happen all the time in the NFL, particularly with aging veterans. Every fan of every team has experienced the same ...

Cleveland Browns offseason going down the crapper

Friday, February 6th, 2015

Stop us if you've heard this one before: the Cleveland Browns are having a terrible offseason. Actually, don't stop us, because a one-sentence blog post is pretty much worthless to everyone. But even by Cleveland's woebegone standards, the start to this offseason has been a doozy. Here's a rundown of the ...

Can Rex Ryan be the savior of Buffalo?

Monday, January 12th, 2015

Only in Buffalo could a coach coming off a 4-12 season be turned to as the man with the answers. But when you've missed the playoffs 15 straight years in an era where the rules are very heavily rigged to prevent such incompetence, at some point you've got to do something ...