Archive for the ‘Cops’ Category

Janoris Jenkins is a Very Smart and Well-Adjusted Young Man

Monday, June 1st, 2009

Janoris Jenkins must be a pretty tough guy. He did, after all, a start 12 games as a freshman cornerback for the University of Florida football team.  Seems like they won a few games last year. Turns out he is also able to withstand the punishment of a Taser and still ...

Let’s Be the Judge and Jury for this Idiot

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

You may remember this little nugget of news from over the summer. Cubs pitching prospect Julio Castillo got a little riled up as his Peoria Chiefs and the Dayton Dragons engaged in a pretty serious brawl in heated Midwest League action. What you can see in the video is Castillo winding ...

This Senator Now Knows the Criminality of Northern Indiana

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

We wonder if U.S. Senator Mel Martinez, R-Fla., will ever make another trip to South Bend to see his nephew punt after this heinous incident. Only time will tell if the wounds will heal. Last weekend when Martinez drove from Chicago to South Bend to attend the ND-Stanford game and watch ...

What a Shame: Shaq Can No Longer Get Cats Out of Trees

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Here's the real fallout from Shaq's little freestyle rap caught on video and broadcast endlessly on ESPN Monday night and Tuesday morning: He's gonna have to turn in his (ceremonial) badges.Yep, Shaq, who was deputized or something of that sort in Maricopa County, Arizona, is going to have to return ...