Archive for the ‘Rex Grossman’ Category

Ladies And Gentlemen, The Washington Rex-skins!

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

Frankly, I didn't even know Rex Grossman was still playing professional football. Apparently the king of the "ill-advised-off-his-back-foot-in-to-coverage" pass was doing something for the Houston Texans last season (backup holder maybe?). Well now the Washington Redskins, bastions of wise free agent decisions, have signed "The Sex Cannon" to a one-year ...

Coming To The Rex-cue

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

It was Oct. 5. I remember sitting at my local Buffalo Wild Wings. My head hurt, my stomach churned and my heart ached. The night earlier, my beloved Chicago Cubs were swept out of the playoffs by the Los Angeles Dodgers. A season that looked destined to break the franchise’s century-long ...

So You’re Telling Me There’s A Chance

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

So it's still 65 days until the 2008 NFL season gets underway, but fantasy football fanatics (myself included) are already frothing at the mouth to get the year underway. I've got 46 days until my draft and with each day that passes, the area of my brain usually reserved for ...

Bears Souring On Benson?

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

It seems the Bears are finally coming to their senses and realizing that Cedric Benson is not, in fact, any good at football. According to the Chicago Sun-Times, Lovie Smith spent Monday having lunch with Arkansas running backs Darren McFadden and Felix Jones. The Bears, who have the No. 14 ...

The Philadelphia 76ers Hate Rex Grossman

Wednesday, February 7th, 2007

A few of the Philadelphia 76ers are a tad bitter about Rex Grossman's Super Bowl struggles.Steven Hunter is a 7-foot forward/center for the 76ers. He's also a former first round pick out of DePaul, a Chicago native, a die-hard Bears fan and a hater of Grossman.According to the Bucks County ...

Who Didn’t See That Coming?

Monday, February 5th, 2007

The Super Bowl is where quarterbacks cement their legacy. And two quarterbacks did that yesterday. Peyton Manning passed his way into the "greatest of all time" discussion and Rex Grossman threw himself (off his back foot, of course) into the "why does this guy have a job?" discussion.When the always ...

Super Bowl Preview: The Battle For The Universe

Thursday, February 1st, 2007

The time has finally come for our last post about an actual football game (except for the one where we complain about the Pro Bowl). Super Bowl XLI (41) is here and we couldn't be more apathetic about it. Say what you want about us being Chargers homers who are ...

Championship Week: Do The Right Thing

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

We managed to tear ourselves away from Bill Simmons' 10,000 word Suns blowjob to preview this weekend's AFC and NFC championship games. We'll take any distraction we can get from the pain that is our day to day lives. Since the Chargers managed to crap the bed against the Patriots, ...