Archive for the ‘Rex Grossman’ Category

Championship Week: Do The Right Thing

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

We managed to tear ourselves away from Bill Simmons' 10,000 word Suns blowjob to preview this weekend's AFC and NFC championship games. We'll take any distraction we can get from the pain that is our day to day lives. Since the Chargers managed to crap the bed against the Patriots, ...

Divisional Round Preview: Read Our Picks And Go The Other Way

Friday, January 12th, 2007

Anyone can see that we're nearly always dead wrong when we pick spreads in NFL games. However, the intelligent gambler sees past that and notices that since we're nearly always wrong, picking the opposite of our picks means that they'll be right nearly all the time. It's the closest to ...

Week 14 Top 5: Giant Problems

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006

With four games left in the season, there are still so many questions left that this might as well be week 5. Will the Jets actually make the playoffs? How good is Vince Young? What's the deal with Rob Bironas's hairline? What on earth is going on in Dallas? What ...

Rex Grossman Is Bad At Football

Monday, December 4th, 2006

The Chicago Bears clinched the NFC North yesterday after beating the Minnesota Vikings 23-13. The Bears look like the best team in the NFC - not that that's saying much - but they've got a big problem. Their quarterback, Rex Grossman, continues to shock us with how bad he is. ...

Week 12 Top 5: Hey, I Play In Texas Too!

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

Seattle, Seattle, Seattle. We've stuck by you, we've told everyone to keep believing in you, and this is how you reward us. A loss to the 49ers. Yes, Frank Gore is becoming great, but you couldn't muster 21 points against that defense? Shaun Alexander only ran for 37 yards on ...

Chargers, Bears, Jessica Alba Dominate Week 5

Monday, October 9th, 2006

The top 5 teams in the NFL:1. San Diego Chargers (3-1)First, the Chargers are the best team in the AFC West. I don't want to hear it Broncos fan, you're a Jake Plummer playoff beard away from oblivion. But, the AFC West is a division with three teams that would ...