Archive for the ‘Cleveland Cavaliers’ Category

Tale of the Tape: Cleveland Cavs vs. Cleveland Spiders

Friday, February 11th, 2011

Good news, Cleveland fans! This year's Cavaliers aren't even the worst team in your city's glorious history. Or are they? The distinction of worst team in the history of Cleveland -- if not all of sports -- has long been the domain of the 1899 Cleveland Spiders, who finished a putrid 20-134 ...

Why LeBron Made The Wrong Decision

Friday, February 4th, 2011

If this NBA season has taught us anything, it's that LeBron James' decision to abandon Cleveland was not exactly misguided, at least outside of that whole terrible execution thing. (Involving Jim Gray in anything pretty much guarantees you of terrible execution). The woeful supporting cast he had with the Cavaliers ...

Welcome to the Playoffs, Chicago Bulls

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

Well this should be fun. The Chicago Bulls clinched the No. 8 seed in the Eastern Conference playoffs with a win over Charlotte on Wednesday and earned the right to play LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers. Isn't that just dandy. Because, seriously, even though the Bulls went 2-2 against the Cavs ...

A New World Record For Lame

Monday, March 8th, 2010

I used to think that we reached our peak of embarrassment as a species back when Yankees fans established a world record for the most people simultaneously doing the Macarena. (It's hard to believe that no one has been able to get more than 50,000 people to dance to Los ...

The NBA’s Desperado: Delonte West

Friday, September 18th, 2009

Cleveland Cavaliers guard Delonte West was arrested on weapons charges Thursday night after he was pulled over driving a three-wheeled motorcycle with three loaded guns. West, who started 64 games for Cleveland last year, told the officer he was carrying a handgun in his waistband Plaxico-style. The cops searched him and ...

Thrilling NBA Trade Deadline Recap!!!

Friday, February 20th, 2009

Get excited guys (and, to be fair, gals) the NBA trade deadline passed and it was a doozy. It was so great that John Hollinger, Chad Ford and Rick Bucher reportedly started making out in the back office at ESPN because they were so turned on. It was just an incredible ...

Let the Boston-Detroit Grindfest Begin

Monday, May 19th, 2008

Boston 97, Cleveland 92: Yeah, yeah it was a great display of offensive prowess by both Paul Pierce (41 points) and LeBron James (45 points). And it was a truly great game. But we all know this is the exception to the rule in the Eastern Conference.That's why I, for ...

‘Round the Association: Somebody Win a Freakin’ Road Game

Thursday, May 15th, 2008

Boston 96, Cleveland 89: There were those, and by those I mean me, that thought Cleveland could go into Boston and win Wednesday night. That LeBron sure is overrated. When is he ever going to deliver on all that potential?Just kidding. He did score 35 points in the losing effort. ...