Archive for the ‘Jessica Alba’ Category

The 10 Biggest Falls From Grace

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

It was a dark day here at Rumors and Rants Wednesday. The downward spiral of our once beautiful, delicate flower is now complete...Jessica Alba got married to a guy who actually refers to himself as "Cash." Yes, as has been speculated ever since he planted his demon seed in her ...

The Best (And Worst) Of The Bowls

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

As evidenced by the return of McD's picks, we're about to get back into full College Football mode around here and I couldn't be more excited. Yes, the first bowl kicks off tomorrow night with the San Diego Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl. I'm currently home in San Diego and let ...

Joe Torre Is My Hero

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

Apparently, our warning yesterday was too late. Not only is Billy Martin not walking through that door to manage the New York Yankees, anyone they hire except for Casey Stengel is a major downgrade. No potential replacement has the experience or the temperament to properly deal with managing that team. ...

27 Reasons Sports Suck In August

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

Seven days ago I celebrated a birthday ... yeah it was depressing but this post has nothing to do with that. Sure I was a little moody that day, but while flipping through the channels it dawned on me; my birth month might be the worst sports month on the ...

Padres Offense Has A "Little" Problem

Friday, August 10th, 2007

A few words come to mind when I think of the San Diego Padres offense. Punchless, anemic, hapless, weak, maybe even effete or feminine. But as I was sitting here watching Joel Pineiro - Joel "FREAKING" Pineiro - toss seven shutout innings while only allowing four hits in a 5-0 ...

Does Eric Wynalda Like Anything?

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

Sadly, I got suckered in to the huge media hype surrounding David Beckham's first game for the Los Angeles Galaxy on Saturday. I watched the game, and all 15 minutes that Becks played. For the most part I enjoyed the spectacle, I was shocked that the MLS and ESPN could ...

Can I Demand A Trade Too?

Friday, June 1st, 2007

As a Laker fan, these last few days have been interesting to say the least. Kobe demanding a trade, then then rescinding said demand pointed out what everyone already knew: the Laker front-office is as backasswards as any in professional sports. Seriously, Kupchak and company haven't taken a sure step ...

An Offer They May Not Want To Accept

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

In the most disturbing story you'll hear today, 72 year-old Sofia Loren has promised to do a strip tease if her favorite Italian soccer team, Napoli, get promoted from Serie B up to Serie A, the highest division. Napoli is currently third in Serie B and only the top two ...