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In Which We Try To Praise Michael Phelps Without Sounding Like We Want To Kiss Him

Friday, March 30th, 2007

We thought we'd take time away from obsessing about fantasy baseball (my Eric Owens All-Stars look sweet this year) and the Final Four for some good, old-fashioned, hooray America-jingoism.If you haven't noticed, Michael Phelps is kicking ass at the swimming world championships in Melbourne, Australia. He's set three world records ...

The Best Worst Story Ever

Friday, March 9th, 2007

LSU women's basketball coach Pokey Chatman resigned her post Wednesday, saying she would leave after the season to pursue other opportunities. Now Chatman says she is leaving immediately because of a scandal bubbling to the surface.The Times Picayune of New Orleans and ESPN are reporting that the university became aware ...

Divisional Round Preview: Read Our Picks And Go The Other Way

Friday, January 12th, 2007

Anyone can see that we're nearly always dead wrong when we pick spreads in NFL games. However, the intelligent gambler sees past that and notices that since we're nearly always wrong, picking the opposite of our picks means that they'll be right nearly all the time. It's the closest to ...

Heartbreak Season

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

This week's Top 5 is all about teams getting hot for the playoffs and teams on their way out in the first round or of the playoffs altogether. At this point it's clear now who is good and who isn't. Now it's all about momentum heading into January. It's also ...

Week 14 Top 5: Giant Problems

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006

With four games left in the season, there are still so many questions left that this might as well be week 5. Will the Jets actually make the playoffs? How good is Vince Young? What's the deal with Rob Bironas's hairline? What on earth is going on in Dallas? What ...

Week 13 Top 5: The Super Bowl’s Okay, But We Really Want To Win On Thanksgiving

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

Would some one please explain to us what in the world CBS, Fox, and the NFL network were talking about when they were hyping up their games and saying players could become the greatest Thanksgiving Day players of all time? Since when is Thanksgiving football that big a deal? Last ...

Week 12 Top 5: Hey, I Play In Texas Too!

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

Seattle, Seattle, Seattle. We've stuck by you, we've told everyone to keep believing in you, and this is how you reward us. A loss to the 49ers. Yes, Frank Gore is becoming great, but you couldn't muster 21 points against that defense? Shaun Alexander only ran for 37 yards on ...

Week 11 Top 5: Win Or Get Off The Pot

Tuesday, November 14th, 2006

At this point in the season, the quality teams have emerged. There just aren't very many of them in the NFC. Thus our weekly Top 5 is largely the same, containing only one NFC team. That said, there is plenty of time left for NFC teams to move up into ...