KO To Return To Bears?

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

Like they always say, never look a gift neckbeard in the mouth. Quarterback Kyle Orton became available this week when the Denver Broncos pledged to full-fledged Tebowmania for the remainder of 2011 and waived Orton. The timing is perfect for the Bears, who have possibly lost starter Jay Cutler for the remainder ...

Tim Tebow Thanks Fans For Support, But He’s Good

Thursday, September 15th, 2011

Denver Broncos fans love them some Tim Tebow. In fact, as you may have heard, they even plan to buy two billboards in Denver imploring the Broncos to start Tebow in place of current starter Kyle Orton. Today, Tebow let his feelings about such a gesture be known, and apparently he ...

I Quit

Monday, September 27th, 2010

This week, the truth finally dawned upon me: fantasy football is horseshit, and I will never play it again after this season. I should have realized this in 2005, when a girl who knew nothing about football other than she liked Tiki Barber won our league title. And I'm not saying ...

The Biggest Flops Of The 2009-10 NFL Season

Monday, January 4th, 2010

Now that the 2009-10 regular season is in the books it's time for us to reflect on just what the heck happened over the past few months in the NFL. This fall and winter had some great stories and some major controversies. But frankly, none of that interests us here ...

Jay Cutler Signs Contract Extension, Kyle Orton Simply Wins Games

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

First thing I thought upon reading that Jay Cutler had signed a two-year extension with the Chicago Bears that inks him through the 2013 season: This situation just became impossibly rich. Think about it. The Bears traded Kyle Orton, two first round picks and a third-rounder to the Denver Broncos for ...

Kate Mara Picture and Today’s Links

Monday, October 19th, 2009

We'd like to thank Kate Mara for making her return to television this fall on "Entourage." The triumphant return of Kyle Orton! - The Angry T Michael Oher is not impressed with Jared Allen - Sportress of Blogitude Can't believe UK actually beat Auburn - Strait Pinkie Deep Blue Something formed at North Texas? ...

Losers of The Week

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

They were the LVP's of the last week in sports. Or maybe the MVL's. Some were of their own doing; others were mere victims of circumstance. But there were plenty of people who have come up on the short end of the stick in the past several days in sports ...