Archive for the ‘Kyle Orton’ Category

Kyle Orton Reminds Us Just How Awful the Lions Remain

Monday, October 6th, 2008

Yep, we totally agree that mercifully firing Matt Millen was both a long time coming and much needed. But that obviously doesn't change anything that's going on with the Detroit Lions. That is particularly obvious when you let Bears quarterback Kyle Orton roll you up for 334 yards in the air ...

So much to say

Monday, September 8th, 2008

I never thought I'd title a post with a reference to Dave Matthews (unless it involved something along the lines of literally dumping shit into the Chicago River). Then again, I never figured that Rumors and Rants would turn into some fancy, classy looking operation, which Phillips has single-handedly managed ...

Prepare to get KO’d, NFL

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008

I hope Timbaland is working on a Super Bowl Shuffle remix, because the Chicago Bears have officially entrusted their offense into the hands of one Kyle Raymond Orton. Now the only thing missing is an offensive line, running back and wide receivers. (Fortunately the Bears should have three solid tight ...

Party Time In Chicago!

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

Hey guess what Bears fans? You know how your team decided to bring back a quarterback who's virtually worthless last week? Well, the did it again tonight! That's right, not only is the Sex Cannon going to be back in the Windy City next year, so will Kyle Orton as ...

Are you ready for some ORTON?

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

The scene: Monday afternoon, Halas Hall, Lake Forest, IL. Coach Lovie Smith opens the door to the Quarterbacks' Film Room and is greeted by a giant cloud of smoke. Kyle Orton tries waving the smoke out of the air and hiding a long glass tube near his chair.Lovie: Kyle, what's ...