Archive for the ‘Chicago Bears’ Category

Fast Willie Might Be Old, But Still Fast Enough For Plodding Bears

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

On Tuesday, I expounded on the Chicago Bears' inability to land an offensive coordinator for next season.  Reasons range from Lovie Smith's job security (or lack thereof) to a petulant quarterback behind an aged offensive line. But could one possible reason for candidates jolting the Bears be the fact that Chicago ...

No Offense Lovie, But I’d Rather Work For Al Davis

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

Since the conclusion of the regular season, the Chicago Bears have been in search of new offensive and defensive coordinators. Chicago’s D has been a mess since Ron Rivera was allowed to walk following the Super Bowl run three years ago. While Lovie Smith decided to keep the other Ron (Turner) instead ...

Bears Need Double The Beef

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009

It was reported on Monday that Charlie Weis would be interested in the Bears offensive coordinator job if it were to open this offseason. If it were to open? Please Bears, don't waste any time in showing Ron Turner the door. I could bore you readers with statistics indicating why this ...

Players To Refund Fans After Epic Fail

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

Earlier this year, Oregon football head coach Chip Kelly reimbursed a disgruntled fan after the Ducks were beaten at Boise State. Tony Seminary sent Kelly and e-mail with an invoice of his expenses for his trip to Boise and asked for a refund after Oregon’s embarrassment, which included LaGarrette Blount’s ...

Jay Cutler: Not Well Versed In Human Anatomy

Friday, November 13th, 2009

We've done a fair bit of Jay Cutler bashing on this here blog. I've decided that I won't dedicate an entire post to his incredible five interception performance last night during the Chicago Bears' 10-6 loss to the San Francisco 49ers. I'll just say this, Cutler sucked and he did ...

My Television Attention Span Can’t Survive NFL Mediocrity

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

First, let me say I always looked down at people who watch "Survivor." Call me an elitist ass hole (which is far from the case because I'm anything but elite - though all ass hole), but I always thought people who watched the show were suckers. I mean we all ...

Lovie Smith Is Officially On The Hot Seat

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

A lot was expected of the Chicago Bears entering the 2009 NFL season. After adding their long sought after "franchise quarterback" in Jay Cutler, many experts picked the Bears to win the NFC North and be a top contender for a place in the Super Bowl. Well, the Bears are currently ...

Jay Cutler Signs Contract Extension, Kyle Orton Simply Wins Games

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

First thing I thought upon reading that Jay Cutler had signed a two-year extension with the Chicago Bears that inks him through the 2013 season: This situation just became impossibly rich. Think about it. The Bears traded Kyle Orton, two first round picks and a third-rounder to the Denver Broncos for ...