Archive for the ‘Competitive Eating’ Category

Bears Need Double The Beef

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009

It was reported on Monday that Charlie Weis would be interested in the Bears offensive coordinator job if it were to open this offseason. If it were to open? Please Bears, don't waste any time in showing Ron Turner the door. I could bore you readers with statistics indicating why this ...

Kobayashi Gives Up Hot Dogs, Picks Up Save

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Did you know world class competitive eater Takeru Kobayashi is now a relief pitcher for the Cleveland Indians? Me either.Turns out he isn't. I love inaccurate headlines. But they did have me going there for a second.It's actually some guy named Masa Kobayashi that pitches in Cleveland. He is a ...

He Then Spent The Next 12 Hours On The Toilet

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006

Here on Rumors and Rants we cover the entire sports galaxy. And when we say all sports we mean things that aren't even sports. Like professional eating. A world championship was up for grabs at the State Fair of Texas and they were looking for some one brave enough to ...