Archive for the ‘Asshole Patrol’ Category

Red Sox fan awarded $4.3 million by Connecticut jury

Friday, June 28th, 2013

It's been a bad week for Boston sports fans. So bad that the best thing that has happened to one of them required getting stabbed in the neck. A jury in Connecticut awarded a Red Sox fan, Monte Friere, $4.3 million on Thursday after finding a restaurant negligent for continuing to ...

Fail To The Redskins

Friday, October 30th, 2009

Every year ESPN The Magazine releases an issue ranking all teams in the four major sports leagues from first to worst. So far the Washington Football Club seems like it is in a single-minded pursuit to claim the prize as the worst in all of sports -- and even if ...

Gunga…Gunga Galunga

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

We're not well-versed in the legal system here at Rumors and Rants, which is why we "employ" an official legal counsel, Booter. (His work is strictly pro bono, though I am not sure whether or not he is pro-Bono one way or the other). Despite my lack of time researching the ...

Random Thoughts with Hick Flick

Friday, April 17th, 2009

In one of those rare weeks where it seems like everything is going on at once in the sports world, I have determined that it is better to say a little bit about everything on my mind rather than go in-depth about any of it. - It looks like that Boston ...

Eric Devendorf, White Trash Five-Tooler

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

Since today will see streets in towns all across the country littered with pasty white Irishmen (and women) celebrating the beautiful world of alcohol, I figured we should have some sort of homage to pasty whiteness. So to do that we're going to discuss one of the biggest feel-bad stories to ...

Just Manny Being Douchey

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

National unemployment continues to skyrocket. The stock market continues to tumble. The government continues to give more bailout money to companies with the worry that their collapse will cause some sort of catastrophe. And then on the other side of the table, we have Manny Ramirez and his agent, Scott Borass. ...

Oh Rick, Where Will It End?

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

A bomb dropped in Los Angeles yesterday where it appears Rick Neuheisel's penchant for being one of the dirtiest players in the game has reared it's ugly head. Again. Frankly, I'm shocked. According to the Los Angeles Times, USC Linebackers coach (and UCLA alum) Ken Norton Jr. was informed by several ...