Archive for the ‘Manny Ramirez’ Category

Manny Beating Beaty?

Wednesday, September 14th, 2011

As we all know, there is nothing funny about domestic abuse -- unless it is committed by Manny Ramirez! Because everything that guy does is hilarious! OK, so not really. Ramirez was released from a Fort Lauderdale jail on Tuesday after spending Monday night there following his arrest for allegedly slapping his ...

Dodgers Fans And Manny, Perfect For Each Other

Monday, July 6th, 2009

So I'm back home in San Diego this weekend, celebrating the Fourth of July holiday with my family. It was great, awesome time, glad I did it. It was also the weekend of Manny Ramirez's return from a 50-game suspension for testing positive for a banned substance. Manny's restoration to ...

E Tu Papi?

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

It's been less than a week since Major League Baseball suspended Manny Ramirez 50 games for violating its ban on performance-enhancing drugs. In that time we've heard nearly everyone's opinion on the subject. One person we hadn't heard from was Manny's old buddy, David Ortiz. Well, now we have. Ortiz said ...

There Is Nothing Not Funny About This Story

Friday, May 8th, 2009

Note from the writer: I'm going to trying and type out this post between wheezes of laughter. So let me get this straight: Manny Ramirez - who ESPN basically dubbed the greatest hitter ever, ever, in its preseason coverage - has been suspended 50 games by Major League Baseball after testing ...

Link Dump!

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

Manny Ramirez now has a ton of time on his hands to read the links (and he's excited about it!). Maybe you should too. And no, this is not the end of Katrina Bowden Thursdays, but any time one of the Dodgers screws up, it supersedes everything else. "Andres Iniesta is ...

Just Manny Being Douchey

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

National unemployment continues to skyrocket. The stock market continues to tumble. The government continues to give more bailout money to companies with the worry that their collapse will cause some sort of catastrophe. And then on the other side of the table, we have Manny Ramirez and his agent, Scott Borass. ...

Manny Knows How to Hit Baseballs Like Few Others

Monday, June 2nd, 2008

I'll keep this short because it's old news and everyone already knows Manny Ramirez hit his 500th home run Saturday night in Baltimore. As a matter of fact, he hit is 501st Sunday afternoon. Neat.But allow me to try and put a little perspective on this, if I may. Sure, ...