Tuesday, November 29th, 2011
Golf can be so vanilla that colorful storylines often get significant attention: Tiger's fall from grace, John Daly being himself on and off the course for the better part of 25 years, and lately, the character that is Robert Allenby, who witnesses claim wanted to fight fellow Aussie Geoff Ogilvy ...
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Sunday, November 20th, 2011
Down under, the Americans retained the Presidents Cup in the ninth biennial event, held at Royal Melbourne Golf Club in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
Snoozefest. And the worst part is, no one is trying to hide it.
Johnny Miller put it best midway through Sunday's single matches, "These guys out here are all ...
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Monday, September 26th, 2011
Quick, name the dude in this picture. No cheating. Here's a hint: It's not your loan officer. Or your physics teacher. Or former Sports Illustrated writer Steve Rushin.
Give up?
Yes, you have, unless you cheated.
The answer is Bill Haas, and apparently he's the best golfer in the United States. This of ...
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Wednesday, September 21st, 2011
Mother Nature has found a number of ways to cancel or cut short sporting events over the years.
Baseball games are routinely rained out. The college football season opener between Michigan and Western Michigan was called early due to lightning. Even a game at the indoor Metrodome had to be moved ...
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Sunday, August 28th, 2011
Scientists have finally found a cure for Dustin Johnson choking in the final round of golf tournaments: hurricanes! (The kind that blows off the ocean, not the kind you drink before getting behind the wheel of a car... er, too soon?)
Despite falling short of its predicted end to one-quarter of ...
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Monday, August 8th, 2011
Tiger,
Apparently my request to become your new full-time caddie was lost somewhere in the internet ether. Understandable. It happens, being a super-popular guy such as yourself.
But after what happened this weekend, I just wanted to let you know that I'm still ready to pick up your bag if you need ...
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Thursday, July 21st, 2011
Dear Tiger,
I see that you parted ways with caddie Steve Williams after 12 years, and unless you plan on becoming the only player on the PGA Tour to lug his own clubs around you're going to need someone on the bag.
Look no further.
I have over 7 years of excellent looping ...
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Wednesday, July 13th, 2011
With the British Open set to begin Thursday at Royal St. George's in the wonderfully named Sandwich, England, it's time to acknowledge that what we're about to watch is going to be painfully entertaining.
You know how it is when scores soar at the U.S. Open (that didn't happen last year, ...
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Monday, June 20th, 2011
What caught my eye about Rory McIlroy on Sunday was not how he dissected Congressional and the field for an eight-stroke win in a 16-under par demolition at the U.S. Open.
It was a moment that happened shortly after the tournament was over. One that you could only see on TV ...
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Thursday, May 5th, 2011
In news that is likely to shock the senses, the man pictured above is a total a-hole.
Golfer Rory Sabbatini is allegedly getting suspended by the PGA Tour after two separate incidents of douchery at Tour events, but we can only say allegedly because the Tour keeps all disciplinary matters private. ...
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