Friday, December 16th, 2011
Memo to Chicago Bears GM Jerry Angelo: when a player is let go by a team as crappy as the Dallas Cowboys, there is probably a reason.
For the third consecutive week, the Bears are looking like idiots thanks to the actions of a former Cowboy player.
Against Kansas City the culprit ...
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Monday, December 12th, 2011
I have never been teabagged before, but I can't imagine it feels any worse than being Tebowed.
I've been trying my damndest (sorry for the harsh language, Tim) to think of what exactly that verb means since the Bears became The Pious QB's latest victims. I believe it would read something ...
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Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011
Like they always say, never look a gift neckbeard in the mouth.
Quarterback Kyle Orton became available this week when the Denver Broncos pledged to full-fledged Tebowmania for the remainder of 2011 and waived Orton.
The timing is perfect for the Bears, who have possibly lost starter Jay Cutler for the remainder ...
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Thursday, October 13th, 2011
The Chicago Bears have, quite publicly, acknowledged that they need to fix things on defense. In fact, the team's two defensive leaders - Brian Urlacher and Lance Briggs - claim to be really upset about how their unit has played. Well, apparently the coaching staff has decided to make a ...
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Tuesday, September 20th, 2011
Lots of things happened in the NFL this weekend. Here are my quick thoughts on the ones I paid attention to.
- Mike Martz is a GD, MF-ing idiot. After Matt Forte gashed through the Saints defense on the Bears' second possession of the game, Martz decided it would be a ...
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Monday, August 29th, 2011
Now I'm not suggesting that the McCaskeys use the same photographer for their family portrait as the royal family does in "King Ralph," but... fuuuuuuuuuuuu*k, are they terrible at running a football franchise. Even when not directly making decisions, their aura of idiocy runs through the team.
The latest snafu occurred ...
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Wednesday, August 17th, 2011
The Chicago Bears allowed a league-high 56 sacks a season ago. Their franchise quarterback was chased from the NFC Championship Game because of the subsequent lack of protection. So you'd think the team would invest in improving the worst offensive line in the NFL.
You'd think.
There were plenty of good offensive ...
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Friday, April 29th, 2011
So remember last night when the Baltimore Ravens "passed" on their pick at No. 26 and everyone on the planet was totally confused as to what happened? Well, it turns out the Chicago Bears royally screwed up and botched a proposed trade, leading to the Ravens letting the clock ...
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Wednesday, April 27th, 2011
Thursday night will open the 2011 NFL Draft as the first round will get underway from Radio City Music Hall in New York City. We will be live blogging the event and as a primer, we put together a list of the needs of all 32 teams . We've listed ...
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Tuesday, April 26th, 2011
After reaching the 2011 NFC Championship game only to lose to hated rival and 2011 Super Bowl Champion Green Bay Packers (talk about a double gut-punch) the Chicago Bears are in a strange position this offseason. Thanks to a absolute lack of high draft picks in recent seasons, there is ...
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