Oh God, Why Are They Doing This To Me?

Monday, January 2nd, 2012

The San Diego Chargers were considered a Super Bowl contender before this season and finished 8-8. This is the second-straight year the Chargers have underachieved and missed the playoffs. So, logically head coach Norv Turner should be fired, right? Now, as if to spite me, a source close to the Chargers organization ...

LaDainian Tomlinson Says Sunday’s Game Could Be His Last

Thursday, December 29th, 2011

New York Jets running back LaDainian Tomlinson acknowledged today that this weekend's contest against the Miami Dolphins could be his final game in the NFL. The 32-year-old Tomlinson will be a free agent at the end of the season and considering his limited production over the past two seasons in ...

Two NFL Teams Reportedly Desperate To Draft Robert Griffin III

Monday, December 19th, 2011

Robert Griffin III is having quite a month. After leading Baylor to a 9-3 record and a spot in the Alamo Bowl, the 21-year-old won the Heisman Trophy and since then his parents have reportedly been interviewing agents for the young man's inevitable jump to the NFL. When the Bears take ...

Eagles Aren’t Dead Yet

Sunday, December 18th, 2011

Sunday's most stunning NFL development is not that Kyle Orton and the Chiefs beat the previously unbeaten Packers, nor that Dan Orlovsky and the previously winless Colts derailed Tennessee's playoff hopes. It's not even that the Bears thought there was a chance Caleb Hanie could pass off as a competent ...

GMs, Don’t Let Your Players Be Ex-Cowboys

Friday, December 16th, 2011

Memo to Chicago Bears GM Jerry Angelo: when a player is let go by a team as crappy as the Dallas Cowboys, there is probably a reason. For the third consecutive week, the Bears are looking like idiots thanks to the actions of a former Cowboy player. Against Kansas City the culprit ...

The Art of Being Tebowed

Monday, December 12th, 2011

I have never been teabagged before, but I can't imagine it feels any worse than being Tebowed. I've been trying my damndest (sorry for the harsh language, Tim) to think of what exactly that verb means since the Bears became The Pious QB's latest victims. I believe it would read something ...

KO To Return To Bears?

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

Like they always say, never look a gift neckbeard in the mouth. Quarterback Kyle Orton became available this week when the Denver Broncos pledged to full-fledged Tebowmania for the remainder of 2011 and waived Orton. The timing is perfect for the Bears, who have possibly lost starter Jay Cutler for the remainder ...

Elway, Broncos Not Sold On Tebow Long Term?

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

While there has been a ton of speculation about the future of Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow and whether or not he represents the future of the franchise, most of that chatter has come from outside sources. Broncos executive vice president John Elway has largely been mum on his plans ...

Let’s Blow, Buffalo

Monday, November 21st, 2011

As Chris Berman always says, no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. Unfortunately, the Bills appear to be perpetually traveling as members of the Donner Party. A once-promising season is swirling down the toilet after the Bills lost their third-straight game on Sunday, this one a 35-8 blowout at the ...

Kris Dielman Out For The Year With Concussion

Wednesday, November 16th, 2011

Some of you may remember a few weeks back that San Diego Chargers left guard Kris Dielman sustained a concussion against the New York Jets but refused to leave the game. On the team flight home from New York that night, Dielman suffered what was then referred to as a ...