Archive for the ‘Rory Sabbatini’ Category

Wait, This Guy’s A Douche?

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

In news that is likely to shock the senses, the man pictured above is a total a-hole. Golfer Rory Sabbatini is allegedly getting suspended by the PGA Tour after two separate incidents of douchery at Tour events, but we can only say allegedly because the Tour keeps all disciplinary matters private. ...

Rory Sabbatini Is The World’s Best Golfer

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

Rory Sabbatini officially called down the thunder on Thursday afternoon and retribution should be swift and very painful. Now I know the question you're all asking: "Who the F is Rory Sabbatini?"He's a 5'10, 160-pound South African golfer who had a nice round today - a 5-under 67 - and ...