Archive for the ‘Tiger Woods’ Category
Monday, August 8th, 2011
Tiger,
Apparently my request to become your new full-time caddie was lost somewhere in the internet ether. Understandable. It happens, being a super-popular guy such as yourself.
But after what happened this weekend, I just wanted to let you know that I'm still ready to pick up your bag if you need ...
Posted in Golf, Tiger Woods | 1 Comment »
Thursday, July 21st, 2011
Dear Tiger,
I see that you parted ways with caddie Steve Williams after 12 years, and unless you plan on becoming the only player on the PGA Tour to lug his own clubs around you're going to need someone on the bag.
Look no further.
I have over 7 years of excellent looping ...
Posted in Golf, Hick Flick's ramblings, Tiger Woods | 6 Comments »
Wednesday, December 30th, 2009
With Tiger Woods now allegedly shacked up with Mistress No. 1, Rachel Uchitel, and the falling of the Axis of Evil that was the pairing of Alex Rodriguez and Kate Hudson, we've been thinking a lot about these two athletes and their sex lives. We obviously all know about Tiger's ...
Posted in Alex Rodriguez, Tale Of The Tape, Tiger Woods | 8 Comments »
Thursday, December 10th, 2009
Throughout this whole Tiger Woods sleeping around scandal a few cringe-worthy things have become obvious about golf's former golden boy.
First, Woods obviously has an insatiable sexual appetite. The dude apparently has lots of freaky, non-marital sex.
Second, while a few of his mistresses weren't bad looking, he wasn't really picky. Apparently ...
Posted in Tiger Woods | 8 Comments »
Thursday, December 3rd, 2009
With all the media hoopla surrounding the Tiger Woods cheating/getting beaten up by his waifish wife/crashing his car situation fiasco saga, we thought it would be a good idea to tap one of our most underused and undervalued sources of knowledge. We haven't really seen anyone breaking down this thing ...
Posted in Actual Legal Analysis, Booter Chimes In, Divorce, Golf, Tiger Woods | 10 Comments »
Monday, August 17th, 2009
It finally happened. Tiger Woods blew a lead after 54 holes at a major for the first time in his career. He failed, he folded, he fell apart, and like everything else he does, Tiger did it spectacularly. To put it another way: Tiger Woods pulled a Phil Mickelson.
Woods blitzed ...
Posted in Golf, Phil Mickelson, Tiger Woods | 2 Comments »
Friday, August 14th, 2009
And yes, before you ask, this is a blatant attempt to create a little drama at Hazeltine this weekend because it sure as hell looks like Tiger is gonna run away with this thing. I don't necessarily want him to lose; I just want something to watch on Saturday and ...
Posted in Golf, Link Dump, Tiger Woods | No Comments »
Tuesday, July 7th, 2009
Has there ever been a more ludicrous idea foisted upon popular culture than the razor commercial?
You know the type. They're all the same. Dude shaves with an increasing number of blades each year, then has his face caressed by some hot chick who pops out of nowhere when he's done.
As ...
Posted in Roger Federer, Tiger Woods | 4 Comments »
Monday, June 8th, 2009
Remember almost exactly a year ago when Tiger Woods was a scary, unstoppable force that made all other professional golfers irrelevant? Yeah, he might be back to that. Okay, so he beat Jim Furyk and a bunch of nobodies to win The Memorial on Sunday, but I'll be damned if ...
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Wednesday, May 13th, 2009
In case you don't watch every show on DVR or online and can't fast forward through every commercial break, then I'm sure you're more than aware of Friday's upcoming release of "Angels and Demons."
The critics are saying: "Better than 'The Da Vinci Code' in every way imaginable!"
I would hope ...
Posted in Al Davis, Albert Pujols, Alex Rodriguez, Angels and Demons, Golf, Ill Behaved Individuals, LeBron James, Manny Pacquiao, MLB, NBA, NFL, NHL, Patrick Kane, Roger Clemens, Terrell Owens, Tiger Woods, Urban Meyer | 4 Comments »
