Week 5 College Football Roundup: Clemson FTW!

Sunday, October 2nd, 2011

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" -From "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll When I was an undergrad at Indiana, the Hoosiers beat Oregon in Eugene while being outgained nearly four to one in yardage and only converting ...

Indiana Coach Kevin Wilson Was A D!%k To Some Local Radio Hacks (And I Love It)

Thursday, August 11th, 2011

Fresh off what I'm sure was an eye-opening spring practice and heading into a very important fall camp, new Indiana football coach Kevin Wilson seems to be doing pretty much everything he can to get his program out of the basement of the Big 10. Whether it's new uniforms or ...

BCS Bowl Preview: Fiesta Bowl

Friday, December 31st, 2010

Connecticut (8-4) vs. (7) Oklahoma (11-2) (-17) Nice little gift here for Oklahoma since their history in BCS games isn't so pretty. But wait, they were favored against West Virginia too! Yeah, that WVU team had Steve Slaton and Pat White. There's not one offensive skill player on UConn that would ...

Bowl Preview: Insight Bowl

Monday, December 27th, 2010

(12) Missouri (10-2) vs. Iowa (7-5) (+3) I miss the Insight Bowl. It's such a crap bowl game, but I miss it. Indiana's appearance there against Oklahoma State seems like it was eons ago instead of three years, and the Hoosiers got their asses kicked that night too. That's how it ...

Week 13 College Football Scores

Saturday, November 27th, 2010

Read my week 13 picks here. Record after week 12: 132-56 (94-90-4 ATS)

Week 13 College Football Picks

Wednesday, November 24th, 2010

Record after week 12: 132-56 (94-90-4 ATS) Thursday, November 25, 2010 8 pm ET (17) Texas A&M (8-3) at Texas (5-6) (+3.5) I can't say enough about how hilarious these two teams' records look to me. And I'm still sticking with my conspiracy theory that Mack Brown is done after this year. His veiled ...

Week 12 College Football Scores

Saturday, November 20th, 2010

8:22 am - Watching the North London derby whilst simultaneously indoctrinating my son into the world of soccer and hoping Booter doesn't assault any Tottenham fans. 8:25 am - For the sixth year in a row, I'm hoping there's a spinal surgeon, a female fugitive, a fat lottery winner, two Koreans, ...

Week 12 College Football Picks

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

Record after week 11: 121-53 (88-83-3 ATS) Friday, November 19, 2010 9:30 pm ET Fresno State (6-3) at (3) Boise State (9-0) (-30.5) There was just no way to stay away from this game with so much riding on it. Boise is officially in the part of its schedule that could get it into ...

Week 11 College Football Scores

Saturday, November 13th, 2010

Read my week 11 picks here. 8:15 am - Watching Man U/Aston Villa. Might as well start watching bad football now with the state of the teams playing at noon. 9:18 am - This article on CNN is proof that it's utterly pointless to try to understand teens' behavior online. The rules ...

Week 11 College Football Picks

Thursday, November 11th, 2010

Record after week 10: 107-50 (78-76-3 ATS) 12 pm ET Miami (6-3) at Georgia Tech (5-4) (+3) Both teams have not played even close to expectations. Both teams lost their stud quarterback recently. Miami's offense sputters easily. Georgia Tech's defense is terrible. What's a gambler to do? Stay the hell away from this ...