A Message To Tiger, Take 2
August 8, 2011 - 1:28 am by Hickey
Tiger,
Apparently my request to become your new full-time caddie was lost somewhere in the internet ether. Understandable. It happens, being a super-popular guy such as yourself.
But after what happened this weekend, I just wanted to let you know that I’m still ready to pick up your bag if you need me. Correction. When you need me.
Did you see what that big meanie Stevie Williams said after looping for Adam Scott during his win at the Bridgestone while you finished 18 shots off the pace?
“I’ve been caddying for 33 years and I’ve never had a bigger win. It’s the greatest week of my life caddying and I sincerely mean that.”
Get a load of THAT.
Remember when you blew through Royal Liverpool in 2006 to win the British Open at 18-under? When you destroyed the field at the 2000 U.S. Open by 15 shots? Fended off Rocco Mediate in an 18-hole U.S. Open playoff with a broken leg? I do. I’ll never forget, Tiger. But apparently Stevie doesn’t. What a jerk.
You need someone to help remind Stevie who’s the boss — and if Tony Danza doesn’t walk through that door, that person should be me.
Let’s go get ‘em, Tiger.
One Response to “A Message To Tiger, Take 2”
Can you hustle ladies into Tiger’s Cross-Cuntry Tour Bus like the new caddie can? If not, you better step up your game, my good man.
By MJenks on Aug 8, 2011