Archive for the ‘Chicago Bulls’ Category

A Letter To Kyle Korver

Friday, May 27th, 2011

Dear Kyle, What's up my Ashton Kutcher-looking motherf*cker? The other day my buddy was saying something about you playing in the Eastern Conference Finals, and I was all like "No way dawg, there's no way I wouldn't notice an Ashton Kutcher-looking motherf*cker on the basketball court." But then I looked it up, and ...

Important Observations From Bulls-Heat Game 1

Monday, May 16th, 2011

- As the whole universe knows, the Heat celebrated like they actually won something last week when they topped the Over The Hill Gang in the second round since it was a hurdle that had previously eluded Srs. Wade and James, as well as Sra. Bosh in his not-many trips ...

Chicago is Poised to Run Away With the East

Tuesday, March 15th, 2011

This post isn't going to be about Derrick Rose deserving to be the NBA's Most Valuable Player. It's also not going to be about Tom Thibodeau being a legitimate candidate for the league's Coach of the Year. But given the flow of the forthcoming words those two points should be completely, ...

Welcome to the Playoffs, Chicago Bulls

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

Well this should be fun. The Chicago Bulls clinched the No. 8 seed in the Eastern Conference playoffs with a win over Charlotte on Wednesday and earned the right to play LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers. Isn't that just dandy. Because, seriously, even though the Bulls went 2-2 against the Cavs ...

Vinny Del Negro We Hardly Knew Ye

Sunday, December 27th, 2009

After daily speculation about the status of Vinny Del Negro's locker room as head coach of the Chicago Bulls it appears it's only a matter time before it's, um, not his locker room anymore. Chris Broussard from ESPN the Magazine reported Sunday it's only a matter of finding a proper, permanent ...

Joakim Noah Says It All By Saying Nothing

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

It's no secret how we feel about the Chicago Bulls and their head coach Vinny Del Negro around here right now. Our good friend Hick Flick laid it out rather nicely the other day after our beloved NBA franchise blew a 35-point lead in the third quarter to the Sacramento Kings ...

Chicago’s Worst Coach

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

This week, we've learned that the biggest imbecile pacing the sidelines in Chicago is not Lovie Smith. Though Lovie sets an incredible standard for all others to be matched by, he pales in comparison to Bulls head dunce Vinny Del Negro. Please note that I did not call Vinny the biggest ...

Thrilling NBA Trade Deadline Recap!!!

Friday, February 20th, 2009

Get excited guys (and, to be fair, gals) the NBA trade deadline passed and it was a doozy. It was so great that John Hollinger, Chad Ford and Rick Bucher reportedly started making out in the back office at ESPN because they were so turned on. It was just an incredible ...

Dick Strikes Back

Friday, February 13th, 2009

We've already told you that Dick Stockton is the bane of Chicago's existence. Multiple times. And we still mean it even after living through Blago. Thursday night, Dick was at it again, behind the microphone for the Bulls' game against the Heat. And once again, it did not work out well ...

Memo to Paxson: Do Something Worthwhile and Get Amare

Friday, February 6th, 2009

Ever since the Suns (stupidly) went out and got Shaquille O'Neal there's been these rumblings -- sometimes subtle and sometimes not so -- that Amare Stoudemire isn't happy. And who can blame the guy? They were winning boat loads of games under Mike D'Antoni and Stoudemire was one of the most dynamic ...