2011 Losers Of The Year

Wednesday, January 4th, 2012

Last year, we began what we hope becomes a tradition here at Rumors and Rants and tipped our hats to Cheap Trick by naming the losers of the year in every sport we pay attention to. In case you are wondering, there is no scientific formula to being named loser of ...

United States Wins Presidents Cup

Sunday, November 20th, 2011

Down under, the Americans retained the Presidents Cup in the ninth biennial event, held at Royal Melbourne Golf Club in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. Snoozefest. And the worst part is, no one is trying to hide it. Johnny Miller put it best midway through Sunday's single matches, "These guys out here are all ...

A Message To Tiger, Take 2

Monday, August 8th, 2011

Tiger, Apparently my request to become your new full-time caddie was lost somewhere in the internet ether. Understandable. It happens, being a super-popular guy such as yourself. But after what happened this weekend, I just wanted to let you know that I'm still ready to pick up your bag if you need ...

Who’s Your Caddie? Me.

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

Dear Tiger, I see that you parted ways with caddie Steve Williams after 12 years, and unless you plan on becoming the only player on the PGA Tour to lug his own clubs around you're going to need someone on the bag. Look no further. I have over 7 years of excellent looping ...

Jeremiah Masoli Is Bad At Life

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

Other than Tiger Woods there has been no bigger sports collapse in recent history than Oregon quarterback Jeremiah Masoli. In fact, right now I can only count on one hand the number of athletes dumber than Masoli right now, and that includes Dexter Manley. Masoli was already suspended for the 2010 ...

Link Dump!

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

WTF? - With Leather Tiger is back at Bay Hill - No Guts, No Glory That's what you get for having a left-handed shortstop - Outside the Boxscore Todd Helton will be a Rockie forever. And also a possible steroids guy - Sparty and Friends Some one is letting Evander Holyfield's corpse fight again? ...

Tale Of The Tape: Tiger Woods vs. Alex Rodriguez

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

With Tiger Woods now allegedly shacked up with Mistress No. 1, Rachel Uchitel, and the falling of the Axis of Evil that was the pairing of Alex Rodriguez and Kate Hudson, we've been thinking a lot about these two athletes and their sex lives. We obviously all know about Tiger's ...

Link Dump!

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

I can't believe this was in the 2000's. Feels like 25 years ago - Randall Simon's Sausages Joe McKnight will not be seen in Seattle because he has "paperwork to do" according to Pete Carroll. Riiiiiight - Unathletic Way to catch a touchdown after my fantasy team is already eliminated. F*cking Mike ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Olivia Munn

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

Olivia Munn is looking incredible as Maxim's new cover girl. The top five former NBA players turned announcers - Unathletic Charlie Frye over JaMarcus Russell? Yeah, I can agree with that - The Scores Report Earnest Graham's unscientific study of HGH users in the NFL - No Guts, No Glory Jonathan Babineaux is just ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Candice Swanepoel

Friday, December 11th, 2009

Apparently Candice Swanepoel has never slept with Tiger Woods either. So that's two women that we know about. A Tiger Woods-related Hitler video? You know I'm linking that - Outside the Boxscore No more lime-green Seahawks jerseys - No Guts, No Glory Brian Kelly is your new coach at Notre Dame - South ...