Archive for the ‘Morons’ Category

America’s Most Influential Athlete Is… Jimmie Johnson?!?!?!

Wednesday, April 25th, 2012

Move over, Tebowmania. Pound sand, Linsanity. The thing that's really taking America by storm is Johnson Madness. At least according to Forbes Magazine. On Tuesday Forbes released its list of the Top 10 Most Influential American Athletes, which was topped by NASCAR driver Jimmie Johnson. No, seriously. This is fairly impressive ...

Angry World Cup Fan Accidentally Injures Father

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010

Well, we have our first fan-related injury story of the 2010 World Cup and it isn't a pretty one. Mohamad Rizal was innocently watching the Ghana-Serbia match on Sunday when he was overwhelmed with rage. The 17-year-old from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia was rooting for Serbia. When his team conceded an 85th ...

Jeremiah Masoli Is Bad At Life

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

Other than Tiger Woods there has been no bigger sports collapse in recent history than Oregon quarterback Jeremiah Masoli. In fact, right now I can only count on one hand the number of athletes dumber than Masoli right now, and that includes Dexter Manley. Masoli was already suspended for the 2010 ...