Are You Strong Enough To Be An Indiana Football Fan?

Monday, January 6th, 2014

A couple days ago a blog entry entitled "Are You Strong Enough to Be Our Fan?" made its way around the internet. The premise is that it takes a great deal of intestinal fortitude to be a fan of the most successful program in college football (Alabama), because with that ...

Indiana Hoosiers: Kevin Wilson receives vote of confidence, will probably be fired

Friday, October 5th, 2012

The Indiana Hoosiers are 2-2 heading into Saturday's showdown with Michigan State. Ha, showdown. More like complete destruction by a usually punchless Spartan offense. Expect running back Le'Veon Bell to have a nice day Saturday. However, if quarterback Tre Roberson hadn't broken his leg/ankle/lower body against UMass in week two, there ... Still Available

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

Any chance of Indiana football becoming relevant in my lifetime went kaput on Tuesday when top quarterback recruit Gunner Kiel of Columbus, Ind. committed to LSU. Kiel had originally given Hoosier fans their first glimmer of hope since the Anthony Thompson Era -- or at least since the death of Terry ...

Kevin Wilson Solves Hoosiers’ Woes

Wednesday, September 7th, 2011

For decades, Indiana fans have wondered why their football team sucks so badly. Fortunately, new coach Kevin Wilson has finally gotten to the root of the problem. In an earth-shattering decision delivered on Tuesday, Wilson announced that the Hoosiers will be moving their sideline from the west side of Memorial Stadium to ...

RIP, Pete Pihos

Wednesday, August 17th, 2011

It's never a good sign when the best receiver in your team's history played during FDR's administration, but when Indiana's your team that's the type of thing that happens. (My buddy's grandfather is the still the leading rusher in DePaul history, but at least they gave up football before the ...

Losers of The Week

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

They were the LVP's of the last week in sports. Or maybe the MVL's. Some were of their own doing; others were mere victims of circumstance. But there were plenty of people who have come up on the short end of the stick in the past several days in sports ...

Indiana Football Lays Out The Welcome Mat For Opposing Fans

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

Sometimes you just know you suck. Like when Ben Affleck watches his movies, he knows it’s shit. Right? I mean, you’d have to. Well, as an Indiana University graduate I know my alma mater’s football team blows. Everyone knows. CBS Sports’ Dennis Dodd ranked IU No. 97 among the 120 Division I ...